Tom's Zero Lands
 
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This is a complete Vintage deck.
Total deck value: $259.22.
 
Columns
# Name Type Cost 
 Price
Color
Creature (25)
4
Memnite
Artifact Creature - Construct $1.12  
4
Ornithopter
Artifact Creature - Thopter $0.74  
1
Jhoira's Timebug
Artifact Creature - Insect $0.14  
4
Frogmite
Artifact Creature - Frog $0.42  
4
Somber Hoverguard
Creature - Drone $0.13  
4
Myr Enforcer
Artifact Creature - Myr $0.50  
1
Darksteel Colossus
Artifact Creature - Golem $4.72  
3
Mycosynth Golem
Artifact Creature - Golem $11.13  
Sorcery (8)
4
Ancestral Vision
Sorcery $5.55  
4
Thoughtcast
Sorcery $0.53  
Artifact (27)
4
Lotus Bloom
Artifact $8.14  
4
Chrome Mox
Artifact $13.46  
4
Lotus Petal
Artifact $3.06  
4
Mishra's Bauble
Artifact $0.90  
3
Mox Opal
Legendary Artifact $17.07  
4
Skullclamp
Artifact - Equipment $2.56  
4
Sol Ring
Artifact $5.33  
Sideboard
# Name Type Cost 
 Price
Color
There are no cards in the sideboard.
Notes
 
Yes, it's silly.
Yes, it often just breaks apart.
But yes, it always brings a smile to my face when it works.

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Opening hand:
Memnite, Mox Opal, Lotus Petal, Mycosynth Golem, Frogmite, Mishra's Bauble, Thoughtcast.

T1 - Play Memnite, Mox Opal, Lotus Petal, Frogmite, Mishra's Bauble, use Opal to pay for Thoughcast... play and zero cost artifacts and hopefully Mycosynth Golem too.

T2 - Beatdown for 7! :D

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*Obviously, P9 and Mana Crypt would make this deck better. But I've avoided them due to cost issues.
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    Moriascapula ()

    Haha that's genius!