39 Island
1 Artful Looter
1 Assquatch
1 AWOL
1 Bad Ass
1 Bosom Buddy
1 Carnivorous Death-Parrot
1 Creature Guy
1 Cromat
1 Deadhead
1 Deal Damage
1 Denied!
1 Double Dip
1 Double Play
1 Dumb Ass
1 Elvish House Party
1 Emcee
1 Farewell to Arms
1 Fat Ass
1 Flaccify
1 Flock of Rabid Sheep
1 Fowl Play
1 Frankie Peanuts
1 Frazzled Editor
1 Giant Fan
1 Goblin Bowling Team
1 Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
1 Granny's Payback
1 Growth Spurt
1 Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Land Aid '04
1 Laughing Hyena
1 Loose Lips
1 Magical Hacker
1 Mana Screw
1 Meddling Kids
1 Mine, Mine, Mine!
1 Mirror Mirror
1 Monkey Monkey Monkey
1 Mox Lotus
1 My First Tome
1 Name Dropping
1 Number Crunch
1 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
1 Red-Hot Hottie
1 Remodel
1 Rod of Spanking
1 Sauté
1 Six-y Beast
1 Smart Ass
1 Spell Counter
1 Squirrel Farm
1 Staying Power
1 Stone-Cold Basilisk
1 Stop That
1 Supersize
1 Tainted Monkey
1 Team Spirit
1 Wordmail
1 World-Bottling Kit
1 Yet Another Aether Vortex
Sideboard:
1 Cheatyface