1 City of Ass
1 AWOL
1 Bosom Buddy
1 Cardpecker
1 Cheap Ass
1 Cheatyface
1 Creature Guy
1 Double Dip
1 Double Play
1 Elvish House Party
1 Emcee
1 Fat Ass
1 First Come, First Served
1 Form of the Squirrel
1 Fraction Jackson
1 Frankie Peanuts
1 Granny's Payback
1 Jack-in-the-Mox
1 Keeper of the Sacred Word
1 Knight of the Hokey Pokey
1 Ladies' Knight
1 Laughing Hyena
1 Letter Bomb
1 Little Girl
1 Mesa Chicken
1 Miss Demeanor
1 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
1 Pointy Finger of Doom
1 Prismatic Wardrobe
1 S.N.O.T.
1 Save Life
1 Standing Army
1 Supersize
1 Toy Boat
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