1 City of Ass
1 _____
1 Assquatch
1 Avatar of Me
1 AWOL
1 B-I-N-G-O
1 Bad Ass
1 Booster Tutor
1 Bosom Buddy
1 Bronze Calendar
1 Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
1 Carnivorous Death-Parrot
1 Censorship
1 Chaos Confetti
1 Charm School
1 Cheap Ass
1 Cheatyface
1 Checks and Balances
1 Circle of Protection: Art
1 Clay Pigeon
1 Common Courtesy
1 Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature
1 Denied!
1 Dumb Ass
1 Elvish House Party
1 Elvish Impersonators
1 Enter the Dungeon
1 Eye to Eye
1 Fat Ass
1 Form of the Squirrel
1 Fowl Play
1 Frazzled Editor
1 Free-for-All
1 Gluetius Maximus
1 Goblin Bowling Team
1 Goblin Mime
1 Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
1 Growth Spurt
1 Handcuffs
1 Hurloon Wrangler
1 I'm Rubber, You're Glue
1 Incoming!
1 Keeper of the Sacred Word
1 Kill Destroy
1 Knight of the Hokey Pokey
1 Land Aid '04
1 Landfill
1 Little Girl
1 Magical Hacker
1 Mana Screw
1 Meddling Kids
1 Mesa Chicken
1 Mine, Mine, Mine!
1 Miss Demeanor
1 Mox Lotus
1 Once More with Feeling
1 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
1 Ow
1 Pointy Finger of Doom
1 Prismatic Wardrobe
1 Pygmy Giant
1 Question Elemental?
1 Red-Hot Hottie
1 Rod of Spanking
1 Side to Side
1 Smart Ass
1 Sorry
1 Spatula of the Ages
1 Spell Counter
1 Squirrel Farm
1 Staying Power
1 Strategy, Schmategy
1 The Cheese Stands Alone
1 The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
1 Wordmail
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