1 Ass Whuppin'
1 Booster Tutor
1 Cheatyface
1 Duh
1 Flaccify
1 Johnny, Combo Player
1 Land Aid '04
1 Magical Hacker
1 My First Tome
1 Necro-Impotence
1 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
1 Spell Counter
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