1 Adorable Kitten
1 Aerial Toastmaster
1 Amateur Auteur
1 Angelic Rocket
1 Animate Library
1 As Luck Would Have It
1 Ass Whuppin'
1 Assquatch
1 Avatar of Me
1 AWOL
1 B-I-N-G-O
1 Bad Ass
1 Baron Von Count
1 Beast in Show
1 Big Boa Constrictor
1 Bloodletter
1 Blurry Beeble
1 Border Guardian
1 Bosom Buddy
1 Box of Free-Range Goblins
1 Bumbling Pangolin
1 Bureaucracy
1 Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle
1 capital offense
1 Carnivorous Death-Parrot
1 Charm School
1 Cheap Ass
1 Chicken à la King
1 Chicken Egg
1 Chipper Chopper
1 Chittering Doom
1 Chivalrous Chevalier
1 Clam Session
1 Clam-I-Am
1 Clever Combo
1 Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
1 Clocknapper
1 Cogmentor
1 Common Courtesy
1 Common Iguana
1 Crafty Octopus
1 Crow Storm
1 Deadhead
1 Defective Detective
1 Dirty Rat
1 Do-It-Yourself Seraph
1 Double Header
1 Dr. Julius Jumblemorph
1 Duh
1 Dumb Ass
1 Eager Beaver
1 Earl of Squirrel
1 Elvish House Party
1 Elvish Impersonators
1 Emcee
1 Entirely Normal Armchair
1 Everythingamajig (a)
1 Extremely Slow Zombie
1 Eye to Eye
1 Fat Ass
1 Feisty Stegosaurus
1 Finders, Keepers
1 First Pick
1 Five-Finger Discount
1 Flaccify
1 Fowl Play
1 Fraction Jackson
1 Frazzled Editor
1 Free-for-All
1 Free-Range Chicken
1 Garbage Elemental (a)
1 Gluetius Maximus
1 Gnome-Made Engine
1 GO TO JAIL
1 Goblin Bookie
1 Goblin Bowling Team
1 Goblin Haberdasher
1 Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
1 Goblin Secret Agent
1 Greater Morphling
1 Ground Pounder
1 Growth Spurt
1 Half-Kitten, Half-
1 Half-Orc, Half-
1 Half-Shark, Half-
1 Half-Squirrel, Half-
1 Hammer Jammer
1 Handcuffs
1 Hangman
1 Hoisted Hireling
1 Humming-
1 Hurloon Wrangler
1 Hydradoodle
1 Incite Insight
1 Ineffable Blessing (a)
1 Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Infinity Elemental
1 Inhumaniac
1 It That Gets Left Hanging
1 Jackknight
1 Jumbo Imp
1 Just Desserts
1 Kindly Cognician
1 Knight of the Hokey Pokey
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (a)
1 Krark's Other Thumb
1 Krazy Kow
1 Labro Bot
1 Land Aid '04
1 Landfill
1 Lexivore
1 Lobe Lobber
1 Look at Me, I'm the DCI
1 Mad Science Fair Project
1 Magic Word
1 Magical Hacker
1 Mana Screw
1 Masterful Ninja
1 Meddling Kids
1 Mer Man
1 Mesa Chicken
1 Mise
1 Miss Demeanor
1 Modular Monstrosity
1 Monkey-
1 Mother Kangaroo
1 Mother of Goons
1 Mouth to Mouth
1 Multi-Headed
1 Ninja
1 Novellamental
1 Oddly Uneven
1 Ol' Buzzbark
1 Old Guard
1 Old-Fashioned Vampire
1 Once More with Feeling
1 Ordinary Pony
1 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
1 Over My Dead Bodies
1 Overt Operative
1 Painiac
1 Paper Tiger
1 Party Crasher
1 Phyrexian Librarian
1 Pointy Finger of Doom
1 Poultrygeist
1 Prismatic Wardrobe
1 Proper Laboratory Attire
1 Punctuate
1 Pygmy Giant
1 Rare-B-Gone
1 Really Epic Punch
1 Rhino-
1 Riveting Rigger
1 Robo-
1 Rock Lobster
1 Rules Lawyer
1 Sacrifice Play
1 Sauté
1 Scissors Lizard
1 Selfie Preservation
1 Serpentine
1 Shaggy Camel
1 Shellephant
1 Side Quest
1 Six-y Beast
1 Skull Saucer
1 Slaying Mantis
1 Sly Spy (a)
1 Smart Ass
1 Snickering Squirrel
1 Socketed Sprocketer
1 Spark Fiend
1 Spell Suck
1 Spike, Tournament Grinder
1 Spy Eye
1 Squirrel Dealer
1 Standing Army
1 Staying Power
1 Steady-Handed Mook
1 Steam-Powered
1 Steamflogger Boss
1 Steamflogger of the Month
1 Steamflogger Service Rep
1 Steamflogger Temp
1 Steamfloggery
1 Steel Squirrel
1 Stone-Cold Basilisk
1 Subcontract
1 Success!
1 Super-Duper Death Ray
1 Supersize
1 Suspicious Nanny
1 Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
1 Target Minotaur
1 Teacher's Pet
1 Temp of the Damned
1 The Big Idea
1 The Countdown Is at One
1 The Fallen Apart
1 The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
1 Three-Headed Goblin
1 Time Out
1 Togglodyte
1 Toy Boat
1 Uktabi Kong
1 Urza's Science Fair Project
1 Vile Bile
1 Wall of Fortune
1 Wet Willie of the Damned
1 When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
1 Wild Crocodile
1 Willing Test Subject
1 Wordmail
1 Work a Double
1 Working Stiff
1 Wrench-Rigger
1 Zombified
Sideboard:
1 Blast from the Past
1 Cheatyface
1 City of Ass
1 Enter the Dungeon
1 Jack-in-the-Mox
1 Johnny, Combo Player
1 Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K.
1 Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
1 Strategy, Schmategy
1 Timmy, Power Gamer
1 Very Cryptic Command (b)
1 Who // What // When // Where // Why