1 Amateur Auteur
1 Ass Whuppin'
1 Bad Ass
1 Baron Von Count
1 Booster Tutor
1 Box of Free-Range Goblins
1 capital offense
1 Cardpecker
1 Carnivorous Death-Parrot
1 Cheatyface
1 Chicken à la King
1 Chicken Egg
1 Chittering Doom
1 Clam-I-Am
1 Cramped Bunker
1 Creature Guy
1 Dumb Ass
1 Earl of Squirrel
1 Elvish Impersonators
1 Emcee
1 Entirely Normal Armchair
1 Everythingamajig (f)
1 Finders, Keepers
1 Five-Finger Discount
1 Flock of Rabid Sheep
1 Form of the Squirrel
1 Fraction Jackson
1 Free-Range Chicken
1 Gimme Five
1 GO TO JAIL
1 Goblin Bookie
1 Goblin Bowling Team
1 Goblin Mime
1 Granny's Payback
1 Greater Morphling
1 Ground Pounder
1 Growth Spurt
1 Grusilda, Monster Masher
1 Handy Dandy Clone Machine
1 Hangman
1 Hydradoodle
1 Incite Insight
1 Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Infinity Elemental
1 Jackknight
1 Joyride Rigger
1 Jumbo Imp
1 Just Desserts
1 Keeper of the Sacred Word
1 Kill Destroy
1 Kindslaver
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (f)
1 Krark's Other Thumb
1 Krazy Kow
1 Laughing Hyena
1 Magic Word
1 Meddling Kids
1 Mesa Chicken
1 Miss Demeanor
1 Mouth to Mouth
1 Novellamental
1 Oddly Uneven
1 Ol' Buzzbark
1 Old Guard
1 Old-Fashioned Vampire
1 Painiac
1 Paper Tiger
1 Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K.
1 Poultrygeist
1 Rare-B-Gone
1 Rock Lobster
1 Rod of Spanking
1 Sacrifice Play
1 Sauté
1 Scissors Lizard
1 Shellephant
1 Six-y Beast
1 Slaying Mantis
1 Spell Counter
1 Spell Suck
1 Squirrel Dealer
1 Squirrel Farm
1 Squirrel-Powered Scheme
1 Steady-Handed Mook
1 Stop That
1 Summon the Pack
1 Super-Duper Death Ray
1 Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
1 The Grand Calcutron
1 Three-Headed Goblin
1 Time Out
1 Toy Boat
1 Urza, Academy Headmaster
1 Very Cryptic Command (d)
1 Water Gun Balloon Game
1 When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
1 Who // What // When // Where // Why
1 Wordmail
1 Work a Double
1 Wrench-Rigger
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