“My armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!”

- Smaug (via J.R.R. Tolkien)

It's a staple in any Ur-Dragon deck to have Lightning Greaves, to ensure that once you can finally plop that guy onto the battlefield he's hard to remove. There's something so pleasing about picturing someone trying to put boots on a dragon. I love to picture a powerful wizard sending a crackling bolt of lightning into a cliff, summoning a terrifying dragon that draws the breath from your lungs and sends a wave of fear through you. And then the wizard jogs over to it with a pair of boots, going, "Okay, now, lift your leg up for me. I need you to put these on."