1 City of Ass
1 R&D's Secret Lair
4 _____
1 Ach! Hans, Run!
1 Aesthetic Consultation
1 Ambiguity
4 Artful Looter
3 Atinlay Igpay
7 AWOL
2 Bad Ass
9 Bloodletter
2 Booster Tutor
3 Bosom Buddy
5 Brushstroke Paintermage
9 Bursting Beebles
5 Cardpecker
6 Carnivorous Death-Parrot
10 Cheap Ass
3 Cheatyface
5 Circle of Protection: Art
4 Creature Guy
1 Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature
3 Deal Damage
5 Double Header
8 Duh
7 Dumb Ass
1 Elvish House Party
3 Emcee
1 Enter the Dungeon
9 Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
3 Face to Face
4 Farewell to Arms
3 Fascist Art Director
9 Fat Ass
4 First Come, First Served
5 Flaccify
1 Form of the Squirrel
6 Framed!
10 Frazzled Editor
1 Gleemax
4 Gluetius Maximus
6 Goblin Mime
6 Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
9 Goblin Secret Agent
2 Granny's Payback
5 Graphic Violence
1 Greater Morphling
4 Head to Head
1 Johnny, Combo Player
6 Keeper of the Sacred Word
3 Kill Destroy
2 Ladies' Knight
8 Land Aid '04
9 Laughing Hyena
1 Letter Bomb
5 Little Girl
1 Look at Me, I'm R&D
9 Loose Lips
3 Magical Hacker
9 Man of Measure
4 Mana Flair
4 Mana Screw
1 Meddling Kids
6 Moniker Mage
6 Monkey Monkey Monkey
8 Mons's Goblin Waiters
6 Mother of Goons
2 Mouth to Mouth
1 Mox Lotus
1 Necro-Impotence
9 Number Crunch
1 Old Fogey
6 Orcish Paratroopers
5 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
4 Phyrexian Librarian
1 Pointy Finger of Doom
5 Punctuate
3 Pygmy Giant
3 Question Elemental?
1 Rare-B-Gone
7 Red-Hot Hottie
9 Remodel
3 Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
3 Rod of Spanking
6 S.N.O.T.
9 Sauté
3 Save Life
6 Shoe Tree
3 Side to Side
4 Six-y Beast
8 Smart Ass
3 Standing Army
1 Staying Power
2 Stone-Cold Basilisk
7 Stop That
4 Supersize
4 Symbol Status
9 Tainted Monkey
5 The Fallen Apart
1 Time Machine
3 Togglodyte
2 Topsy Turvy
5 Touch and Go
3 Toy Boat
1 Uktabi Kong
4 Urza's Hot Tub
9 Vile Bile
1 Water Gun Balloon Game
7 Wet Willie of the Damned
6 When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
5 Wordmail
4 Working Stiff
3 Zombie Fanboy
1 Zzzyxas's Abyss
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