1 Ach! Hans, Run!
1 Aesthetic Consultation
1 Ambiguity
1 Ass Whuppin'
1 Assquatch
1 Atinlay Igpay
1 AWOL
1 Bad Ass
2 Blast from the Past
1 Bloodletter
1 Bosom Buddy
1 Cardpecker
1 Cheap Ass
1 Checks and Balances
1 Clay Pigeon
1 Collector Protector
1 Deal Damage
1 Devastation
1 Double Cross
1 Double Deal
1 Double Dip
1 Double Header
1 Drawn Together
1 Duh
1 Dumb Ass
1 Elvish House Party
1 Elvish Impersonators
1 Emcee
1 Enter the Dungeon
1 Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
1 Eye to Eye
1 Farewell to Arms
1 Fire Tempest
1 First Come, First Served
1 Flaccify
1 Fowl Play
1 Frankie Peanuts
1 Frazzled Editor
1 Giant Fan
1 Gleemax
1 Goblin Bookie
1 Goblin Bowling Team
1 Goblin Mime
1 Goblin Secret Agent
1 Goblin Tutor
1 Greater Morphling
1 Jester's Sombrero
1 Jumbo Imp
1 Kill Destroy
1 Knight of the Hokey Pokey
1 Krazy Kow
1 Ladies' Knight
1 Letter Bomb
1 Little Girl
1 Look at Me, I'm R&D
1 Loose Lips
1 Mana Screw
1 Meddling Kids
1 Mise
1 Mons's Goblin Waiters
1 Mother of Goons
1 Mouth to Mouth
1 My First Tome
1 Necro-Impotence
1 Now I Know My ABC's
1 Number Crunch
1 Orcish Paratroopers
1 Persecute Artist
1 Phyrexian Librarian
1 Pointy Finger of Doom
1 Prismatic Wardrobe
1 Punctuate
1 Pygmy Giant
1 Red-Hot Hottie
1 Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
1 Rock Lobster
1 Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
1 Rod of Spanking
1 Sauté
1 Save Life
1 Sex Appeal
1 Six-y Beast
1 Stop That
1 Tainted Monkey
1 Temp of the Damned
1 The Fallen Apart
1 Time Machine
1 Togglodyte
1 Touch and Go
1 Toy Boat
1 Urza's Hot Tub
1 Vile Bile
1 Water Gun Balloon Game
1 Wet Willie of the Damned
1 When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
1 Wordmail
1 Working Stiff
1 World-Bottling Kit
1 Zombie Fanboy
1 Zzzyxas's Abyss
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