1 City of Ass
100 Forest
100 Island
100 Mountain
100 Plains
1 R&D's Secret Lair
5 Secret Base
100 Swamp
1 Watermarket
2 _____
2 "Rumors of My Death . . ."
2 Accessories to Murder
1 Ach! Hans, Run!
4 Adorable Kitten
2 Aerial Toastmaster
1 Aesthetic Consultation
4 Amateur Auteur
1 Ambiguity
1 Angelic Rocket
1 Animate Library
4 Applied Aeronautics
2 Arms Depot
4 Artful Looter
1 As Luck Would Have It
1 Ashnod's Coupon
1 Ass Whuppin'
1 Assquatch
2 Atinlay Igpay
4 Auto-Key
1 Avatar of Me
4 AWOL
1 B-I-N-G-O
1 B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster Left)
1 B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster Right)
4 Bad Ass
1 Baron Von Count
4 Beast in Show
1 Bee-Bee Gun
1 Better Than One
4 Big Boa Constrictor
1 Blacker Lotus
1 Blast from the Past
4 Bloodletter
4 Blurry Beeble
4 Boomflinger
1 Booster Tutor
2 Border Guardian
2 Bosom Buddy
4 Box of Free-Range Goblins
2 Bronze Calendar
4 Brushstroke Paintermage
4 Bumbling Pangolin
1 Bureaucracy
1 Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
4 Bursting Beebles
4 Buzz Buggy
2 Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle
1 By Gnome Means
4 capital offense
1 Cardboard Carapace
4 Cardpecker
4 Carnivorous Death-Parrot
2 Censorship
4 Chaos Confetti
2 Charm School
4 Cheap Ass
2 Cheatyface
2 Checks and Balances
1 Chicken à la King
4 Chicken Egg
4 Chipper Chopper
2 Chittering Doom
4 Chivalrous Chevalier
4 Circle of Protection: Art
4 Clam Session
4 Clam-I-Am
4 Clambassadors
2 Clay Pigeon
2 Clever Combo
2 Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
1 Clocknapper
2 Cogmentor
1 Collector Protector
2 Common Courtesy
4 Common Iguana
2 Contraption Cannon
4 Crafty Octopus
1 Cramped Bunker
2 Creature Guy
2 Crow Storm
1 Curious Killbot
1 Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature
4 Deadhead
1 Deadly Poison Sampler
2 Deal Damage
4 Defective Detective
1 Delighted Killbot
4 Denied!
1 Despondent Killbot
4 Dictation Quillograph
4 Dirty Rat
2 Dispatch Dispensary
4 Division Table
1 Do-It-Yourself Seraph
2 Dogsnail Engine
4 Double Cross
4 Double Deal
4 Double Dip
4 Double Header
4 Double Play
4 Double Take
1 Dr. Julius Jumblemorph
1 Drawn Together
2 Druid of the Sacred Beaker
1 Dual Doomsuits
4 Duh
4 Dumb Ass
1 Duplication Device
4 Eager Beaver
1 Earl of Squirrel
2 Elvish House Party
4 Elvish Impersonators
2 Emcee
1 Enraged Killbot
1 Enter the Dungeon
2 Entirely Normal Armchair
4 Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
1 Everythingamajig (a)
1 Everythingamajig (b)
1 Everythingamajig (c)
1 Everythingamajig (d)
1 Everythingamajig (e)
1 Everythingamajig (f)
4 Extremely Slow Zombie
2 Eye to Eye
2 Face to Face
1 Faerie Aerie
4 Farewell to Arms
4 Fascist Art Director
4 Fat Ass
4 Feisty Stegosaurus
4 Finders, Keepers
2 First Come, First Served
2 First Pick
2 Five-Finger Discount
4 Flaccify
2 Flock of Rabid Sheep
1 Form of the Squirrel
4 Fowl Play
1 Fraction Jackson
4 Framed!
1 Frankie Peanuts
4 Frazzled Editor
1 Free-for-All
4 Free-Range Chicken
1 Garbage Elemental (a)
1 Garbage Elemental (b)
1 Garbage Elemental (c)
1 Garbage Elemental (d)
1 Garbage Elemental (e)
1 Garbage Elemental (f)
2 Genetic Recombinator
2 Gerrymandering
2 Get a Life
4 Ghazbán Ogress
1 Giant Fan
1 Gift Horse
2 Gimme Five
1 Gleemax
2 Gluetius Maximus
4 Gnome-Made Engine
2 Gnomeball Machine
4 GO TO JAIL
4 Goblin Bookie
4 Goblin Bowling Team
2 Goblin Haberdasher
4 Goblin Mime
4 Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
4 Goblin Secret Agent
1 Goblin Slingshot
2 Goblin Tutor
2 Granny's Payback
4 Graphic Violence
1 Graveyard Busybody
1 Greater Morphling
4 Ground Pounder
4 Growth Spurt
1 Grusilda, Monster Masher
1 Guest List
4 Gus
2 Half-Kitten, Half-
2 Half-Orc, Half-
2 Half-Shark, Half-
2 Half-Squirrel, Half-
4 Hammer Helper
2 Hammer Jammer
2 Hammerfest Boomtacular
2 Handcuffs
1 Handy Dandy Clone Machine
1 Hangman
1 Hard Hat Area
4 Hazmat Suit (Used)
4 Head Banger
2 Head to Head
4 Hoisted Hireling
1 Hot Fix
4 Humming-
2 Hungry Hungry Heifer
4 Hurloon Wrangler
1 Hydradoodle
1 Hypnotic Swirly Disc
1 I'm Rubber, You're Glue
1 Incite Insight
1 Incoming!
1 Ineffable Blessing (a)
1 Ineffable Blessing (b)
1 Ineffable Blessing (c)
1 Ineffable Blessing (d)
1 Ineffable Blessing (e)
1 Ineffable Blessing (f)
1 Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Infinity Elemental
4 Inflation Station
2 Inhumaniac
2 Insufferable Syphon
4 It That Gets Left Hanging
1 Jack-in-the-Mox
1 Jackknight
1 Jalum Grifter
2 Jamming Device
1 Jester's Sombrero
1 Johnny, Combo Player
4 Joyride Rigger
2 Jumbo Imp
4 Just Desserts
4 Keeper of the Sacred Word
2 Kill Destroy
2 Kindly Cognician
1 Kindslaver
4 Knight of the Hokey Pokey
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (a)
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (b)
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (c)
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (d)
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (e)
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (f)
2 Knight of the Widget
2 Krark's Other Thumb
4 Krazy Kow
2 Labro Bot
4 Lackey Recycler
2 Ladies' Knight
4 Land Aid '04
1 Landfill
4 Laughing Hyena
1 Letter Bomb
2 Lexivore
4 Little Girl
2 Lobe Lobber
1 Look at Me, I'm R&D
1 Look at Me, I'm the DCI
4 Loose Lips
4 Mad Science Fair Project
4 Magic Word
2 Magical Hacker
4 Man of Measure
4 Mana Flair
2 Mana Screw
4 Mandatory Friendship Shackles
1 Mary O'Kill
1 Masterful Ninja
1 Meddling Kids
4 Mer Man
4 Mesa Chicken
2 Midlife Upgrade
1 Mine, Mine, Mine!
1 Mirror Mirror
2 Mise
2 Miss Demeanor
1 Modular Monstrosity
4 Moniker Mage
4 Monkey Monkey Monkey
2 Monkey-
4 Mons's Goblin Waiters
2 More or Less
4 Mother Kangaroo
4 Mother of Goons
2 Mouth to Mouth
1 Mox Lotus
4 Multi-Headed
2 My First Tome
2 Name Dropping
1 Necro-Impotence
2 Neural Network
2 Ninja
4 Novellamental
1 Now I Know My ABC's
4 Number Crunch
4 Numbing Jellyfish
1 Oaken Power Suit
1 Oddly Uneven
1 Ol' Buzzbark
1 Old Fogey
4 Old Guard
2 Old-Fashioned Vampire
1 Once More with Feeling
2 Optical Optimizer
4 Orcish Paratroopers
4 Ordinary Pony
4 Organ Harvest
4 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
1 Over My Dead Bodies
2 Overt Operative
1 Ow
4 Painiac
4 Paper Tiger
2 Party Crasher
2 Persecute Artist
1 Pet Project
1 Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K.
2 Phyrexian Librarian
1 Pointy Finger of Doom
4 Poultrygeist
4 Prismatic Wardrobe
2 Proper Laboratory Attire
1 Psychic Network
4 Punctuate
2 Pygmy Giant
2 Question Elemental?
4 Quick-Stick Lick Trick
1 Rapid Prototyper
1 Rare-B-Gone
4 Really Epic Punch
1 Record Store
4 Red-Hot Hottie
1 Refibrillator
4 Remodel
2 Rhino-
1 Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
2 Ricochet
4 Riveting Rigger
2 Robo-
4 Rock Lobster
2 Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
2 Rod of Spanking
1 Rules Lawyer
2 S.N.E.A.K. Dispatcher
4 S.N.O.T.
4 Sacrifice Play
4 Sap Sucker
4 Sauté
2 Save Life
4 Scissors Lizard
4 Selfie Preservation
1 Serpentine
4 Sex Appeal
4 Shaggy Camel
2 Shellephant
4 Shoe Tree
2 Side Quest
2 Side to Side
2 Six-y Beast
2 Skull Saucer
2 Slaying Mantis
1 Sly Spy (a)
1 Sly Spy (b)
1 Sly Spy (c)
1 Sly Spy (d)
1 Sly Spy (e)
1 Sly Spy (f)
4 Smart Ass
4 Snickering Squirrel
2 Socketed Sprocketer
2 Sorry
1 Spark Fiend
2 Spatula of the Ages
2 Spell Counter
4 Spell Suck
1 Spike, Tournament Grinder
1 Split Screen
2 Spy Eye
4 Squirrel Dealer
1 Squirrel Farm
2 Squirrel-Powered Scheme
2 Staff of the Letter Magus
2 Stamp of Approval
4 Standing Army
1 Staying Power
4 Steady-Handed Mook
2 Steam-Powered
1 Steamflogger Boss
1 Steamflogger of the Month
2 Steamflogger Service Rep
2 Steamflogger Temp
2 Steamfloggery
2 Steel Squirrel
4 Stinging Scorpion
2 Stone-Cold Basilisk
4 Stop That
1 Strategy, Schmategy
4 Subcontract
4 Success!
1 Summon the Pack
2 Sundering Fork
1 Super Secret Tech
2 Super-Duper Death Ray
4 Supersize
2 Suspicious Nanny
1 Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
2 Symbol Status
4 Tainted Monkey
4 Target Minotaur
2 Targeting Rocket
2 Teacher's Pet
4 Team Spirit
4 Temp of the Damned
1 The Big Idea
1 The Cheese Stands Alone
1 The Countdown Is at One
4 The Fallen Apart
1 The Grand Calcutron
2 The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
1 Three-Headed Goblin
2 Thud-for-Duds
1 Time Machine
4 Time Out
1 Timmy, Power Gamer
2 Togglodyte
4 Top-Secret Tunnel
1 Topsy Turvy
4 Touch and Go
2 Toy Boat
4 Tread Mill
2 Turbo-Thwacking Auto-Hammer
4 Twiddlestick Charger
1 Uktabi Kong
1 Urza, Academy Headmaster
2 Urza's Contact Lenses
2 Urza's Hot Tub
2 Urza's Science Fair Project
1 Very Cryptic Command (a)
1 Very Cryptic Command (b)
1 Very Cryptic Command (c)
1 Very Cryptic Command (d)
1 Very Cryptic Command (e)
1 Very Cryptic Command (f)
4 Vile Bile
2 Volrath's Motion Sensor
4 Voracious Vacuum
4 Wall of Fortune
1 Water Gun Balloon Game
4 Wet Willie of the Damned
4 When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
1 Who // What // When // Where // Why
2 Widget Contraption
4 Wild Crocodile
4 Willing Test Subject
4 Wordmail
4 Work a Double
2 Working Stiff
1 World-Bottling Kit
4 Wrench-Rigger
1 X
1 Yet Another Aether Vortex
2 Zombie Fanboy
2 Zombified
1 Zzzyxas's Abyss
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