3 Adorable Kitten
4 Amateur Auteur
1 Angelic Rocket
1 Animate Library
1 As Luck Would Have It
1 Ass Whuppin'
1 Assquatch
1 Avatar of Me
3 AWOL
1 B-I-N-G-O
3 Bad Ass
1 Baron Von Count
4 Beast in Show
3 Big Boa Constrictor
1 Blast from the Past
1 Bloodletter
2 Bosom Buddy
3 Box of Free-Range Goblins
3 Bumbling Pangolin
2 Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle
3 capital offense
3 Carnivorous Death-Parrot
1 Censorship
2 Charm School
3 Cheap Ass
1 Cheatyface
1 Checks and Balances
3 Chicken Egg
2 Chittering Doom
3 Chivalrous Chevalier
3 Clam Session
3 Clam-I-Am
1 Clay Pigeon
2 Clever Combo
1 Clocknapper
3 Common Iguana
2 Crow Storm
3 Deadhead
2 Denied!
3 Dirty Rat
1 Do-It-Yourself Seraph
3 Double Header
1 Dr. Julius Jumblemorph
1 Duh
3 Dumb Ass
3 Eager Beaver
1 Earl of Squirrel
2 Elvish House Party
3 Elvish Impersonators
1 Emcee
2 Entirely Normal Armchair
1 Everythingamajig (a)
1 Everythingamajig (b)
4 Extremely Slow Zombie
2 Eye to Eye
3 Fat Ass
3 Feisty Stegosaurus
2 Five-Finger Discount
3 Flaccify
2 Flock of Rabid Sheep
3 Fowl Play
1 Fraction Jackson
3 Frazzled Editor
2 Free-Range Chicken
1 Garbage Elemental (a)
1 Garbage Elemental (c)
1 Garbage Elemental (d)
1 Garbage Elemental (e)
1 Garbage Elemental (f)
1 Gluetius Maximus
3 Gnome-Made Engine
3 GO TO JAIL
3 Goblin Bookie
3 Goblin Bowling Team
2 Goblin Haberdasher
3 Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
3 Goblin Secret Agent
1 Graveyard Busybody
1 Greater Morphling
3 Ground Pounder
3 Growth Spurt
1 Grusilda, Monster Masher
2 Half-Kitten, Half-
2 Half-Orc, Half-
2 Half-Shark, Half-
2 Half-Squirrel, Half-
2 Hammer Jammer
1 Handy Dandy Clone Machine
1 Hangman
3 Hoisted Hireling
1 Hot Fix
3 Humming-
3 Hurloon Wrangler
1 Hydradoodle
1 I'm Rubber, You're Glue
1 Ineffable Blessing (a)
1 Ineffable Blessing (d)
1 Ineffable Blessing (e)
1 Infinity Elemental
2 Inhumaniac
1 Jack-in-the-Mox
1 Jumbo Imp
3 Just Desserts
3 Knight of the Hokey Pokey
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (b)
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (c)
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (d)
2 Krark's Other Thumb
2 Krazy Kow
2 Labro Bot
3 Land Aid '04
2 Lexivore
2 Lobe Lobber
1 Look at Me, I'm the DCI
3 Mad Science Fair Project
3 Magic Word
2 Magical Hacker
1 Mana Screw
1 Masterful Ninja
1 Meddling Kids
3 Mer Man
3 Mesa Chicken
2 Mise
2 Miss Demeanor
1 Modular Monstrosity
2 Monkey-
3 Mother Kangaroo
3 Mother of Goons
1 Mouth to Mouth
3 Multi-Headed
2 Ninja
4 Novellamental
1 Oddly Uneven
1 Ol' Buzzbark
3 Old Guard
2 Old-Fashioned Vampire
3 Ordinary Pony
3 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
1 Over My Dead Bodies
3 Painiac
3 Paper Tiger
2 Party Crasher
1 Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K.
2 Phyrexian Librarian
3 Poultrygeist
2 Proper Laboratory Attire
3 Punctuate
2 Pygmy Giant
1 Rare-B-Gone
3 Really Epic Punch
2 Rhino-
2 Robo-
3 Rock Lobster
1 Rules Lawyer
3 Sauté
3 Scissors Lizard
3 Selfie Preservation
1 Serpentine
1 Sex Appeal
3 Shaggy Camel
2 Shellephant
2 Side Quest
2 Six-y Beast
2 Skull Saucer
2 Slaying Mantis
1 Sly Spy (a)
1 Sly Spy (b)
1 Sly Spy (d)
1 Sly Spy (f)
3 Smart Ass
3 Snickering Squirrel
2 Socketed Sprocketer
1 Spike, Tournament Grinder
2 Spy Eye
3 Standing Army
1 Staying Power
2 Steam-Powered
2 Steel Squirrel
1 Stone-Cold Basilisk
3 Success!
2 Super-Duper Death Ray
1 Supersize
1 Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
4 Target Minotaur
2 Teacher's Pet
1 Temp of the Damned
1 The Big Idea
1 The Fallen Apart
2 The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
1 Three-Headed Goblin
3 Time Out
1 Togglodyte
2 Toy Boat
1 Uktabi Kong
1 Very Cryptic Command (b)
1 Very Cryptic Command (c)
1 Very Cryptic Command (d)
1 Very Cryptic Command (f)
3 Vile Bile
3 Wall of Fortune
3 Wet Willie of the Damned
3 When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
1 Who // What // When // Where // Why
3 Wild Crocodile
3 Willing Test Subject
3 Wordmail
1 X
2 Zombified
Sideboard:
2 _____
3 Artful Looter
2 Bloodletter
1 Bog Humbugs
1 Cheatyface
1 Chicken à la King
1 Clay Pigeon
1 Denied!
2 Duh
1 Emcee
1 Free-for-All
1 Free-Range Chicken
3 Goblin Mime
1 Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Johnny, Combo Player
2 Keeper of the Sacred Word
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (e)
1 Krazy Kow
1 Landfill
3 Little Girl
2 Loose Lips
3 Man of Measure
1 Mana Screw
1 Mouth to Mouth
3 Number Crunch
1 Pointy Finger of Doom
3 Prismatic Wardrobe
1 Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
3 S.N.O.T.
2 Sex Appeal
1 Spark Fiend
1 Stone-Cold Basilisk
3 Stop That
2 Supersize
2 Temp of the Damned
2 The Fallen Apart
1 Timmy, Power Gamer
1 Togglodyte