1 City of Ass
1 R&D's Secret Lair
2 _____
1 Ach! Hans, Run!
1 Aesthetic Consultation
1 Ambiguity
4 Artful Looter
1 Ass Whuppin'
1 Assquatch
2 Atinlay Igpay
1 Avatar of Me
4 AWOL
1 B-I-N-G-O
4 Bad Ass
1 Blast from the Past
4 Bloodletter
1 Booster Tutor
2 Bosom Buddy
4 Brushstroke Paintermage
4 Bursting Beebles
4 Cardpecker
4 Carnivorous Death-Parrot
4 Cheap Ass
2 Cheatyface
4 Circle of Protection: Art
1 Collector Protector
2 Creature Guy
1 Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature
2 Deal Damage
4 Double Header
1 Drawn Together
4 Duh
4 Dumb Ass
2 Elvish House Party
2 Emcee
1 Enter the Dungeon
4 Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
2 Eye to Eye
2 Face to Face
4 Farewell to Arms
4 Fascist Art Director
4 Fat Ass
2 First Come, First Served
4 Flaccify
1 Form of the Squirrel
1 Fraction Jackson
4 Framed!
1 Frankie Peanuts
4 Frazzled Editor
1 Gleemax
2 Gluetius Maximus
4 Goblin Mime
4 Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
4 Goblin Secret Agent
2 Granny's Payback
4 Graphic Violence
1 Greater Morphling
2 Head to Head
1 Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Johnny, Combo Player
4 Keeper of the Sacred Word
2 Kill Destroy
2 Ladies' Knight
4 Land Aid '04
4 Laughing Hyena
1 Letter Bomb
4 Little Girl
1 Look at Me, I'm R&D
4 Loose Lips
2 Magical Hacker
4 Man of Measure
4 Mana Flair
2 Mana Screw
1 Meddling Kids
2 Mise
4 Moniker Mage
4 Monkey Monkey Monkey
4 Mons's Goblin Waiters
4 Mother of Goons
2 Mouth to Mouth
1 Mox Lotus
2 My First Tome
2 Name Dropping
1 Necro-Impotence
1 Now I Know My ABC's
4 Number Crunch
1 Old Fogey
4 Orcish Paratroopers
4 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
2 Persecute Artist
2 Phyrexian Librarian
1 Pointy Finger of Doom
4 Punctuate
2 Pygmy Giant
2 Question Elemental?
1 Rare-B-Gone
4 Red-Hot Hottie
4 Remodel
1 Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
2 Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
2 Rod of Spanking
4 S.N.O.T.
4 Sauté
2 Save Life
4 Shoe Tree
2 Side to Side
2 Six-y Beast
4 Smart Ass
2 Spell Counter
4 Standing Army
1 Staying Power
2 Stone-Cold Basilisk
4 Stop That
1 Super Secret Tech
4 Supersize
2 Symbol Status
4 Tainted Monkey
4 The Fallen Apart
1 Time Machine
2 Togglodyte
1 Topsy Turvy
4 Touch and Go
2 Toy Boat
1 Uktabi Kong
2 Urza's Hot Tub
4 Vile Bile
1 Water Gun Balloon Game
4 Wet Willie of the Damned
4 When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
1 Who // What // When // Where // Why
4 Wordmail
2 Working Stiff
1 World-Bottling Kit
1 Yet Another Aether Vortex
2 Zombie Fanboy
1 Zzzyxas's Abyss
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