1 City of Ass
1 Underdome
1 _____
1 "Rumors of My Death . . ."
1 Abstract Iguanart
1 Ach! Hans, Run!
1 Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher
1 Adorable Kitten
1 Aerial Toastmaster
1 Alexander Clamilton
1 Amateur Auteur
1 Ambiguity
1 Angelic Rocket
1 Animate Library
1 Applied Aeronautics
1 Arms Depot
1 Artful Looter
1 Ass Whuppin'
1 Assquatch
1 Atinlay Igpay
1 Avatar of Me
1 AWOL
1 B-I-N-G-O
1 B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)
1 Bad Ass
1 Baron Von Count
1 Bat-
1 Beast in Show
1 Bee-Bee Gun
1 Big Boa Constrictor
1 Blast from the Past
1 Bloodletter
1 Boomstacker
1 Bosom Buddy
1 Bronze Calendar
1 Bumbling Pangolin
1 Bureaucracy
1 Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
1 Bursting Beebles
1 Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle
1 By Gnome Means
1 capital offense
1 Cardpecker
1 Carnivorous Death-Parrot
1 Censorship
1 Charm School
1 Cheap Ass
1 Cheatyface
1 Chicken à la King
1 Chicken Egg
1 Chipper Chopper
1 Chittering Doom
1 Chivalrous Chevalier
1 Circle of Protection: Art
1 Clay Pigeon
1 Clever Combo
1 Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
1 Clocknapper
1 Cogmentor
1 Common Courtesy
1 Common Iguana
1 Contraption Cannon
1 Crafty Octopus
1 Cramped Bunker
1 Creature Guy
1 Crow Storm
1 Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature
1 Deadhead
1 Deadly Poison Sampler
1 Deal Damage
1 Defective Detective
1 Dirty Rat
1 Dispatch Dispensary
1 Division Table
1 Do-It-Yourself Seraph
1 Double Header
1 Dr. Julius Jumblemorph
1 Drawn Together
1 Druid of the Sacred Beaker
1 Dual Doomsuits
1 Duh
1 Dumb Ass
1 Duplication Device
1 Eager Beaver
1 Earl of Squirrel
1 Elvish House Party
1 Elvish Impersonators
1 Emcee
1 Entirely Normal Armchair
1 Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
1 Everythingamajig (a)
1 Everythingamajig (b)
1 Everythingamajig (c)
1 Extremely Slow Zombie
1 Eye to Eye
1 Faerie Aerie
1 Farewell to Arms
1 Fascist Art Director
1 Fat Ass
1 Feisty Stegosaurus
1 Finders, Keepers
1 First Pick
1 Five-Finger Discount
1 Flaccify
1 Flavor Judge
1 Flock of Rabid Sheep
1 Fowl Play
1 Fraction Jackson
1 Frankie Peanuts
1 Frazzled Editor
1 Free-for-All
1 Free-Range Chicken
1 Garbage Elemental (b)
1 Giant Fan
1 Gift Horse
1 Gluetius Maximus
1 Gnome-Made Engine
1 GO TO JAIL
1 Goblin Bookie
1 Goblin Bowling Team
1 Goblin Haberdasher
1 Goblin Mime
1 Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
1 Goblin Secret Agent
1 Goblin Slingshot
1 Goblin Tutor
1 Granny's Payback
1 Graphic Violence
1 Graveyard Busybody
1 Greater Morphling
1 Ground Pounder
1 Growth Spurt
1 Grusilda, Monster Masher
1 Guest List
1 Half-Kitten, Half-
1 Half-Orc, Half-
1 Half-Shark, Half-
1 Half-Squirrel, Half-
1 Hammer Helper
1 Handcuffs
1 Handy Dandy Clone Machine
1 Hangman
1 Hard Hat Area
1 Hazmat Suit (Used)
1 Head to Head
1 Hoisted Hireling
1 Hot Fix
1 Humming-
1 Hurloon Wrangler
1 Hydradoodle
1 Hypnotic Swirly Disc
1 Incite Insight
1 Ineffable Blessing (d)
1 Ineffable Blessing (e)
1 Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Infernius Spawnington III, Esq.
1 Infinity Elemental
1 Inflation Station
1 Inhumaniac
1 Insufferable Syphon
1 Jack-in-the-Mox
1 Jackknight
1 Jalum Grifter
1 Jamming Device
1 Johnny, Combo Player
1 Joyride Rigger
1 Jumbo Imp
1 Just Desserts
1 Keeper of the Sacred Word
1 Kill Destroy
1 Kindly Cognician
1 Kindslaver
1 Knight of the Hokey Pokey
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (c)
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (d)
1 Krark's Other Thumb
1 Krazy Kow
1 Labro Bot
1 Lackey Recycler
1 Land Aid '04
1 Landfill
1 Laughing Hyena
1 Letter Bomb
1 Look at Me, I'm R&D
1 Look at Me, I'm the DCI
1 Loose Lips
1 Mad Science Fair Project
1 Magic Word
1 Magical Hacker
1 Man of Measure
1 Mana Screw
1 Mandatory Friendship Shackles
1 Masterful Ninja
1 Meddling Kids
1 Mer Man
1 Mesa Chicken
1 Midlife Upgrade
1 Mine, Mine, Mine!
1 Miss Demeanor
1 Modular Monstrosity
1 Moniker Mage
1 Monkey Monkey Monkey
1 Monkey-
1 More or Less
1 Mother Kangaroo
1 Mother of Goons
1 Mouth to Mouth
1 Multi-Headed
1 My First Tome
1 Name Dropping
1 Ninja
1 Now I Know My ABC's
1 Number Crunch
1 Numbing Jellyfish
1 Oaken Power Suit
1 Oddly Uneven
1 Ol' Buzzbark
1 Old Fogey
1 Old Guard
1 Old-Fashioned Vampire
1 Optical Optimizer
1 Orcish Paratroopers
1 Ordinary Pony
1 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
1 Over My Dead Bodies
1 Overt Operative
1 Painiac
1 Paper Tiger
1 Party Crasher
1 Persecute Artist
1 Pet Project
1 Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K.
1 Phyrexian Librarian
1 Pippa, Duchess of Dice
1 Pointy Finger of Doom
1 Poultrygeist
1 Prismatic Wardrobe
1 Psychic Network
1 Punctuate
1 Pygmy Giant
1 Question Elemental?
1 Quick-Stick Lick Trick
1 Rapid Prototyper
1 Rare-B-Gone
1 Really Epic Punch
1 Record Store
1 Red-Hot Hottie
1 Refibrillator
1 Remodel
1 Rhino-
1 Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
1 Rings a Bell
1 Riveting Rigger
1 Robo-
1 Rock Lobster
1 Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
1 Rod of Spanking
1 Rules Lawyer
1 S.N.E.A.K. Dispatcher
1 Sacrifice Play
1 Sauté
1 Save Life
1 Scissors Lizard
1 Selfie Preservation
1 Serpentine
1 Shaggy Camel
1 Shellephant
1 Side Quest
1 Side to Side
1 Six-y Beast
1 Skull Saucer
1 Slaying Mantis
1 Sly Spy (a)
1 Sly Spy (b)
1 Sly Spy (e)
1 Smart Ass
1 Snickering Squirrel
1 Socketed Sprocketer
1 Spark Fiend
1 Spell Counter
1 Spell Suck
1 Spirit of the Season
1 Split Screen
1 Spy Eye
1 Squirrel Dealer
1 Squirrel Farm
1 Squirrel-Powered Scheme
1 Staff of the Letter Magus
1 Stamp of Approval
1 Standing Army
1 Staying Power
1 Steady-Handed Mook
1 Steam-Powered
1 Steamflogger Boss
1 Steamflogger of the Month
1 Steamflogger Service Rep
1 Steamflogger Temp
1 Steamfloggery
1 Steel Squirrel
1 Stet, Draconic Proofreader
1 Stinging Scorpion
1 Stone-Cold Basilisk
1 Stop That
1 Strategy, Schmategy
1 Strutting Turkey
1 Subcontract
1 Success!
1 Sundering Fork
1 Super-Duper Death Ray
1 Supersize
1 Surgeon ~General~ Commander
1 Suspicious Nanny
1 Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
1 Syr Cadian, Knight Owl
1 Tainted Monkey
1 Targeting Rocket
1 Teacher's Pet
1 Temp of the Damned
1 The Big Idea
1 The Fallen Apart
1 The Grand Calcutron
1 The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
1 Three-Headed Goblin
1 Time Machine
1 Time Out
1 Timmy, Power Gamer
1 Togglodyte
1 Top-Secret Tunnel
1 Topsy Turvy
1 Touch and Go
1 Toy Boat
1 Turbo-Thwacking Auto-Hammer
1 Twiddlestick Charger
1 Uktabi Kong
1 Urza's Hot Tub
1 Urza's Science Fair Project
1 Very Cryptic Command (a)
1 Very Cryptic Command (b)
1 Very Cryptic Command (c)
1 Very Cryptic Command (f)
1 Vile Bile
1 Voracious Vacuum
1 Wall of Fortune
1 Water Gun Balloon Game
1 Wet Willie of the Damned
1 When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
1 Who // What // When // Where // Why
1 Widget Contraption
1 Wild Crocodile
1 Willing Test Subject
1 Wordmail
1 Work a Double
1 Working Stiff
1 World-Bottling Kit
1 Wrench-Rigger
1 X
1 Yet Another Aether Vortex
1 Zombie Fanboy
1 Zombified
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