1 City of Ass
1 Paliano, the High City
3 Underdome
1 Abstract Iguanart
1 Accessories to Murder
1 Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher
2 Adorable Kitten
2 Aerial Toastmaster
1 Alexander Clamilton
1 Angelic Rocket
1 Animate Library
1 Applied Aeronautics
1 Arms Depot
1 As Luck Would Have It
1 Ass Whuppin'
1 Assquatch
1 Auto-Key
1 Avatar of Me
1 AWOL
1 B-I-N-G-O
1 B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)
1 Bad Ass
1 Baron Von Count
2 Bat-
1 Beast in Show
1 Bee-Bee Gun
2 Big Boa Constrictor
1 Blast from the Past
1 Bloodletter
1 Blurry Beeble
1 Boomflinger
1 Boomstacker
1 Booster Tutor
1 Border Guardian
1 Bosom Buddy
1 Box of Free-Range Goblins
3 Bumbling Pangolin
1 Bureaucracy
1 Bursting Beebles
1 Buzz Buggy
1 Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle
1 capital offense
1 Carnivorous Death-Parrot
1 Charm School
1 Cheap Ass
1 Cheatyface
1 Chicken à la King
1 Chicken Egg
2 Chipper Chopper
1 Chittering Doom
1 Chivalrous Chevalier
1 Clam-I-Am
1 Clever Combo
1 Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
1 Clocknapper
1 Cogmentor
1 Common Courtesy
2 Common Iguana
1 Contraption Cannon
2 Crafty Octopus
1 Crow Storm
1 Deadhead
1 Deadly Poison Sampler
1 Defective Detective
1 Dictation Quillograph
2 Dirty Rat
1 Dispatch Dispensary
1 Division Table
1 Do-It-Yourself Seraph
1 Dogsnail Engine
1 Dr. Julius Jumblemorph
1 Dual Doomsuits
1 Duh
1 Dumb Ass
1 Duplication Device
3 Eager Beaver
1 Earl of Squirrel
1 Elvish House Party
1 Elvish Impersonators
1 Emcee
1 Enter the Dungeon
1 Entirely Normal Armchair
1 Everythingamajig (a)
1 Extremely Slow Zombie
1 Eye to Eye
1 Faerie Aerie
1 Fat Ass
2 Feisty Stegosaurus
2 Finders, Keepers
2 First Pick
1 Five-Finger Discount
1 Flaccify
1 Flavor Judge
1 Fowl Play
1 Fraction Jackson
1 Framed!
1 Frazzled Editor
1 Free-for-All
1 Free-Range Chicken
1 Garbage Elemental (a)
1 Garbage Elemental (b)
1 Garbage Elemental (d)
1 Genetic Recombinator
1 Gift Horse
1 Gluetius Maximus
3 Gnome-Made Engine
1 Gnomeball Machine
1 GO TO JAIL
1 Goblin Bookie
1 Goblin Bowling Team
1 Goblin Haberdasher
1 Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
1 Goblin Secret Agent
1 Goblin Slingshot
1 Greater Morphling
1 Ground Pounder
1 Growth Spurt
1 Guest List
2 Half-Kitten, Half-
2 Half-Orc, Half-
1 Half-Shark, Half-
2 Half-Squirrel, Half-
1 Hammer Jammer
1 Handcuffs
1 Hangman
1 Hard Hat Area
1 Head Banger
1 Hoisted Hireling
2 Humming-
1 Hurloon Wrangler
1 Hydradoodle
1 Hypnotic Swirly Disc
1 Incite Insight
1 Ineffable Blessing (a)
1 Ineffable Blessing (d)
1 Ineffable Blessing (e)
1 Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Infernius Spawnington III, Esq.
1 Infinity Elemental
1 Inflation Station
1 Inhumaniac
1 Insufferable Syphon
1 It That Gets Left Hanging
1 Jack-in-the-Mox
1 Jackknight
1 Jamming Device
1 Johnny, Combo Player
2 Joyride Rigger
1 Jumbo Imp
1 Just Desserts
1 Kindly Cognician
1 Knight of the Hokey Pokey
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (b)
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (c)
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (d)
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (e)
1 Krark's Other Thumb
1 Krazy Kow
2 Labro Bot
1 Lackey Recycler
1 Land Aid '04
1 Landfill
1 Lexivore
1 Lobe Lobber
1 Look at Me, I'm the DCI
1 Magic Word
1 Magical Hacker
1 Mana Screw
1 Mandatory Friendship Shackles
1 Masterful Ninja
1 Meddling Kids
2 Mer Man
1 Mesa Chicken
2 Midlife Upgrade
1 Miss Demeanor
1 Modular Monstrosity
2 Monkey-
1 Mother Kangaroo
1 Mother of Goons
1 Mouth to Mouth
1 Multi-Headed
1 Naughty // Nice
1 Neural Network
2 Ninja
2 Numbing Jellyfish
1 Oaken Power Suit
1 Oddly Uneven
1 Ol' Buzzbark
1 Old Fogey
1 Old Guard
1 Old-Fashioned Vampire
1 Once More with Feeling
1 Optical Optimizer
2 Ordinary Pony
1 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
1 Over My Dead Bodies
2 Overt Operative
1 Painiac
1 Paper Tiger
1 Party Crasher
1 Pet Project
1 Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K.
1 Phyrexian Librarian
1 Pippa, Duchess of Dice
1 Pointy Finger of Doom
1 Poultrygeist
1 Prismatic Wardrobe
1 Punctuate
1 Quick-Stick Lick Trick
1 Rapid Prototyper
1 Rare-B-Gone
1 Really Epic Punch
1 Record Store
1 Refibrillator
2 Rhino-
1 Rings a Bell
2 Riveting Rigger
2 Robo-
1 Rock Lobster
1 Rules Lawyer
1 Sacrifice Play
2 Sap Sucker
1 Sauté
1 Scissors Lizard
1 Selfie Preservation
2 Serpentine
2 Shaggy Camel
1 Shellephant
1 Side Quest
1 Six-y Beast
1 Skull Saucer
1 Slaying Mantis
1 Sly Spy (a)
1 Sly Spy (b)
1 Sly Spy (d)
1 Sly Spy (e)
1 Sly Spy (f)
1 Smart Ass
1 Snickering Squirrel
1 Socketed Sprocketer
2 Spell Suck
1 Spike, Tournament Grinder
1 Spirit of the Season
1 Spy Eye
1 Squirrel Dealer
1 Standing Army
1 Staying Power
2 Steady-Handed Mook
1 Steam-Powered
1 Steamflogger Boss
1 Steamflogger of the Month
2 Steamflogger Service Rep
2 Steamfloggery
1 Steel Squirrel
1 Stet, Draconic Proofreader
2 Stinging Scorpion
1 Stone-Cold Basilisk
1 Strategy, Schmategy
2 Strutting Turkey
1 Subcontract
1 Success!
1 Sundering Fork
1 Super Secret Tech
1 Super-Duper Death Ray
1 Supersize
1 Surgeon ~General~ Commander
1 Suspicious Nanny
1 Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
1 Syr Cadian, Knight Owl
1 Target Minotaur
1 Targeting Rocket
1 Teacher's Pet
1 Temp of the Damned
1 The Big Idea
1 The Countdown Is at One
1 The Fallen Apart
1 The Grand Calcutron
1 The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
1 Three-Headed Goblin
2 Thud-for-Duds
1 Time Out
1 Timmy, Power Gamer
1 Togglodyte
1 Top-Secret Tunnel
1 Toy Boat
1 Tread Mill
1 Turbo-Thwacking Auto-Hammer
1 Twiddlestick Charger
1 Uktabi Kong
1 Urza, Academy Headmaster
1 Urza's Science Fair Project
1 Very Cryptic Command (a)
1 Very Cryptic Command (c)
1 Vile Bile
3 Voracious Vacuum
1 Wet Willie of the Damned
1 When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
1 Who // What // When // Where // Why
2 Widget Contraption
1 Wild Crocodile
2 Willing Test Subject
1 Wordmail
2 Work a Double
1 Working Stiff
2 Wrench-Rigger
1 X
2 Zombified
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