4 City of Ass
4 Forest
1 Island
1 Mountain
1 Plains
4 R&D's Secret Lair
1 Swamp
4 _____
4 Ach! Hans, Run!
4 Aesthetic Consultation
4 Ambiguity
4 Artful Looter
4 Ashnod's Coupon
4 Ass Whuppin'
4 Assquatch
4 Atinlay Igpay
4 Avatar of Me
4 AWOL
4 B-I-N-G-O
4 B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster Left)
4 B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster Right)
4 Bad Ass
4 Blacker Lotus
4 Blast from the Past
4 Bloodletter
4 Booster Tutor
4 Bosom Buddy
4 Bronze Calendar
4 Brushstroke Paintermage
4 Bureaucracy
4 Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
4 Bursting Beebles
4 Cardboard Carapace
4 Cardpecker
4 Carnivorous Death-Parrot
4 Censorship
4 Chaos Confetti
4 Charm School
4 Cheap Ass
4 Cheatyface
4 Checks and Balances
4 Chicken à la King
4 Chicken Egg
4 Circle of Protection: Art
4 Clam Session
4 Clam-I-Am
4 Clambassadors
4 Clay Pigeon
4 Collector Protector
4 Common Courtesy
4 Creature Guy
4 Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature
4 Deadhead
4 Deal Damage
4 Denied!
4 Double Cross
4 Double Deal
4 Double Dip
4 Double Header
4 Double Play
4 Double Take
4 Drawn Together
4 Duh
4 Dumb Ass
4 Elvish House Party
4 Elvish Impersonators
4 Emcee
4 Enter the Dungeon
4 Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
4 Eye to Eye
4 Face to Face
4 Farewell to Arms
4 Fascist Art Director
4 Fat Ass
4 First Come, First Served
4 Flaccify
1 Flock of Rabid Sheep
4 Form of the Squirrel
4 Fowl Play
4 Fraction Jackson
4 Framed!
4 Frankie Peanuts
4 Frazzled Editor
4 Free-for-All
4 Free-Range Chicken
4 Gerrymandering
4 Get a Life
4 Ghazbán Ogress
4 Giant Fan
4 Gleemax
4 Gluetius Maximus
4 Goblin
4 Goblin Bookie
4 Goblin Bowling Team
4 Goblin Mime
4 Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
4 Goblin Secret Agent
4 Goblin Tutor
4 Granny's Payback
4 Graphic Violence
4 Greater Morphling
4 Growth Spurt
4 Gus
4 Handcuffs
4 Head to Head
4 Hungry Hungry Heifer
4 Hurloon Wrangler
4 I'm Rubber, You're Glue
4 Incoming!
4 Infernal Spawn of Evil
4 Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
4 Jack-in-the-Mox
4 Jalum Grifter
4 Jester's Sombrero
4 Johnny, Combo Player
4 Jumbo Imp
4 Keeper of the Sacred Word
4 Kill Destroy
4 Knight of the Hokey Pokey
4 Krazy Kow
4 Ladies' Knight
4 Land Aid '04
4 Landfill
4 Laughing Hyena
4 Letter Bomb
4 Lexivore
4 Little Girl
4 Look at Me, I'm R&D
4 Look at Me, I'm the DCI
4 Loose Lips
4 Magical Hacker
4 Man of Measure
4 Mana Flair
4 Mana Screw
4 Meddling Kids
4 Mesa Chicken
4 Mine, Mine, Mine!
4 Mirror Mirror
4 Mise
4 Miss Demeanor
4 Moniker Mage
4 Monkey Monkey Monkey
4 Mons's Goblin Waiters
4 Mother of Goons
4 Mouth to Mouth
4 Mox Lotus
4 My First Tome
4 Name Dropping
4 Necro-Impotence
4 Now I Know My ABC's
4 Number Crunch
4 Old Fogey
4 Once More with Feeling
4 Orcish Paratroopers
4 Organ Harvest
4 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
4 Ow
4 Paper Tiger
4 Pegasus
4 Persecute Artist
4 Phyrexian Librarian
4 Pointy Finger of Doom
4 Poultrygeist
4 Prismatic Wardrobe
4 Psychic Network
4 Punctuate
4 Pygmy Giant
4 Question Elemental?
4 Rare-B-Gone
4 Red-Hot Hottie
4 Remodel
4 Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
4 Ricochet
4 Rock Lobster
4 Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
4 Rod of Spanking
4 S.N.O.T.
4 Sauté
4 Save Life
4 Scissors Lizard
4 Sex Appeal
4 Sheep
4 Shoe Tree
4 Side to Side
4 Six-y Beast
4 Smart Ass
4 Soldier
4 Sorry
4 Spark Fiend
4 Spatula of the Ages
4 Spell Counter
4 Squirrel
4 Squirrel Farm
4 Standing Army
4 Staying Power
4 Stone-Cold Basilisk
4 Stop That
4 Strategy, Schmategy
4 Super Secret Tech
4 Supersize
4 Symbol Status
4 Tainted Monkey
4 Team Spirit
4 Temp of the Damned
4 The Cheese Stands Alone
4 The Fallen Apart
4 The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
4 Time Machine
4 Timmy, Power Gamer
4 Togglodyte
4 Topsy Turvy
4 Touch and Go
4 Toy Boat
4 Uktabi Kong
4 Urza's Contact Lenses
4 Urza's Hot Tub
4 Urza's Science Fair Project
4 Vile Bile
4 Volrath's Motion Sensor
4 Water Gun Balloon Game
4 Wet Willie of the Damned
4 When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
4 Who // What // When // Where // Why
4 Wordmail
4 Working Stiff
4 World-Bottling Kit
4 Yet Another Aether Vortex
4 Zombie
4 Zombie Fanboy
4 Zzzyxas's Abyss
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