2 City of Ass
6 Forest
5 Island
3 Mountain
4 Plains
3 Swamp
2 _____
2 Artful Looter
1 Ashnod's Coupon
1 Ass Whuppin'
1 Atinlay Igpay
2 AWOL
1 B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster Right)
3 Bad Ass
3 Bloodletter
3 Bosom Buddy
1 Bronze Calendar
5 Brushstroke Paintermage
1 Bureaucracy
1 Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
2 Bursting Beebles
4 Cardpecker
3 Carnivorous Death-Parrot
3 Chaos Confetti
4 Cheap Ass
2 Cheatyface
2 Checks and Balances
1 Chicken à la King
3 Chicken Egg
3 Clam Session
4 Clam-I-Am
4 Clambassadors
2 Common Courtesy
2 Creature Guy
5 Deadhead
2 Deal Damage
4 Denied!
6 Double Cross
1 Double Deal
2 Double Dip
2 Double Header
2 Double Play
2 Double Take
5 Duh
2 Dumb Ass
2 Elvish House Party
4 Elvish Impersonators
1 Enter the Dungeon
2 Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
1 Eye to Eye
2 Face to Face
3 Farewell to Arms
6 Fascist Art Director
2 Fat Ass
2 First Come, First Served
2 Flaccify
1 Flock of Rabid Sheep
1 Form of the Squirrel
5 Fowl Play
3 Framed!
1 Frankie Peanuts
2 Frazzled Editor
3 Free-Range Chicken
1 Gerrymandering
1 Get a Life
4 Ghazbán Ogress
1 Giant Fan
1 Gleemax
2 Gluetius Maximus
1 Goblin Bookie
7 Goblin Bowling Team
3 Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
4 Goblin Secret Agent
2 Goblin Tutor
3 Graphic Violence
2 Greater Morphling
2 Growth Spurt
4 Gus
1 Handcuffs
2 Hungry Hungry Heifer
4 Hurloon Wrangler
2 I'm Rubber, You're Glue
2 Jack-in-the-Mox
2 Jester's Sombrero
2 Jumbo Imp
4 Keeper of the Sacred Word
2 Kill Destroy
2 Knight of the Hokey Pokey
2 Krazy Kow
2 Ladies' Knight
4 Land Aid '04
1 Laughing Hyena
2 Lexivore
3 Little Girl
1 Look at Me, I'm R&D
1 Look at Me, I'm the DCI
2 Loose Lips
2 Magical Hacker
4 Man of Measure
5 Mana Flair
1 Mana Screw
4 Mesa Chicken
2 Mirror Mirror
2 Miss Demeanor
2 Moniker Mage
4 Monkey Monkey Monkey
5 Mons's Goblin Waiters
3 Mother of Goons
1 My First Tome
1 Name Dropping
2 Number Crunch
1 Old Fogey
1 Once More with Feeling
4 Orcish Paratroopers
8 Organ Harvest
4 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
4 Paper Tiger
1 Persecute Artist
6 Poultrygeist
3 Prismatic Wardrobe
3 Punctuate
4 Pygmy Giant
1 Question Elemental?
1 Rare-B-Gone
5 Red-Hot Hottie
2 Remodel
4 Ricochet
2 Rock Lobster
1 Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
6 Sauté
3 Save Life
5 Scissors Lizard
5 Sex Appeal
5 Shoe Tree
2 Side to Side
1 Six-y Beast
3 Smart Ass
3 Sorry
2 Spark Fiend
3 Spatula of the Ages
1 Spell Counter
1 Squirrel Farm
2 Standing Army
2 Staying Power
1 Stone-Cold Basilisk
5 Stop That
1 Strategy, Schmategy
10 Supersize
2 Symbol Status
4 Tainted Monkey
6 Team Spirit
5 Temp of the Damned
1 The Cheese Stands Alone
5 The Fallen Apart
1 Togglodyte
1 Touch and Go
1 Toy Boat
1 Uktabi Kong
1 Urza's Contact Lenses
1 Urza's Hot Tub
2 Urza's Science Fair Project
1 Vile Bile
1 Volrath's Motion Sensor
4 Wet Willie of the Damned
5 When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
1 Who // What // When // Where // Why
4 Wordmail
1 Working Stiff
1 World-Bottling Kit
2 Yet Another Aether Vortex
3 Zombie Fanboy
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