2 City of Ass
4 Forest
4 Island
4 Mountain
4 Plains
2 R&D's Secret Lair
4 Swamp
3 _____
2 Ach! Hans, Run!
2 Aesthetic Consultation
2 Ambiguity
4 Artful Looter
2 Ass Whuppin'
2 Assquatch
3 Atinlay Igpay
2 Avatar of Me
4 AWOL
2 B-I-N-G-O
4 Bad Ass
2 Blast from the Past
4 Bloodletter
3 Booster Tutor
3 Bosom Buddy
4 Brushstroke Paintermage
4 Bursting Beebles
4 Cardpecker
4 Carnivorous Death-Parrot
4 Cheap Ass
3 Cheatyface
4 Circle of Protection: Art
2 Collector Protector
3 Creature Guy
2 Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature
3 Deal Damage
4 Double Header
2 Drawn Together
4 Duh
4 Dumb Ass
3 Elvish House Party
3 Emcee
2 Enter the Dungeon
4 Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
3 Eye to Eye
3 Face to Face
4 Farewell to Arms
4 Fascist Art Director
4 Fat Ass
3 First Come, First Served
4 Flaccify
2 Form of the Squirrel
2 Fraction Jackson
4 Framed!
2 Frankie Peanuts
4 Frazzled Editor
2 Gleemax
3 Gluetius Maximus
4 Goblin Mime
4 Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
4 Goblin Secret Agent
3 Granny's Payback
4 Graphic Violence
2 Greater Morphling
3 Head to Head
2 Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
2 Johnny, Combo Player
4 Keeper of the Sacred Word
3 Kill Destroy
3 Ladies' Knight
4 Land Aid '04
4 Laughing Hyena
2 Letter Bomb
4 Little Girl
2 Look at Me, I'm R&D
4 Loose Lips
3 Magical Hacker
4 Man of Measure
4 Mana Flair
3 Mana Screw
2 Meddling Kids
3 Mise
4 Moniker Mage
4 Monkey Monkey Monkey
4 Mons's Goblin Waiters
4 Mother of Goons
3 Mouth to Mouth
2 Mox Lotus
3 My First Tome
3 Name Dropping
2 Necro-Impotence
2 Now I Know My ABC's
4 Number Crunch
2 Old Fogey
4 Orcish Paratroopers
4 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
3 Persecute Artist
3 Phyrexian Librarian
2 Pointy Finger of Doom
4 Punctuate
3 Pygmy Giant
3 Question Elemental?
2 Rare-B-Gone
4 Red-Hot Hottie
4 Remodel
2 Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
3 Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
3 Rod of Spanking
4 S.N.O.T.
4 Sauté
3 Save Life
4 Shoe Tree
3 Side to Side
3 Six-y Beast
4 Smart Ass
3 Spell Counter
4 Standing Army
2 Staying Power
3 Stone-Cold Basilisk
4 Stop That
2 Super Secret Tech
4 Supersize
3 Symbol Status
4 Tainted Monkey
4 The Fallen Apart
2 Time Machine
3 Togglodyte
2 Topsy Turvy
4 Touch and Go
3 Toy Boat
2 Uktabi Kong
3 Urza's Hot Tub
4 Vile Bile
2 Water Gun Balloon Game
4 Wet Willie of the Damned
4 When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
2 Who // What // When // Where // Why
4 Wordmail
3 Working Stiff
2 World-Bottling Kit
2 Yet Another Aether Vortex
3 Zombie Fanboy
2 Zzzyxas's Abyss
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