1 City of Ass
1 Nearby Planet
1 Secret Base
1 The Big Top
1 Underdome
1 Urza's Fun House
1 Urza's Mine
1 Urza's Power Plant
1 Urza's Tower
1 Watermarket
1 "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster
1 A Real Handful
1 Abstract Iguanart
1 Adorable Kitten
1 Alpha Guard
1 Amateur Auteur
1 Ambiguity
1 Amped Up
1 An Incident Has Occurred
1 Animate Graveyard
1 Animate Library
1 Artful Looter
1 As Luck Would Have It
1 Ass Whuppin'
1 Assquatch
1 Atomwheel Acrobats
1 Avatar of Me
1 AWOL
1 B-I-N-G-O
1 B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster Left)
1 B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster Right)
1 B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)
1 Bag Check
1 Bamboozling Beeble
1 Bar Entry
1 Bat-
1 Big Boa Constrictor
1 Bloodletter
1 Boing!
1 Booster Tutor
1 Bosom Buddy
1 Box of Free-Range Goblins
1 Bronze Calendar
1 Bumbling Pangolin
1 Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
1 Cardpecker
1 Celebr-8000
1 Censorship
1 Centaur of Attention
1 Cheap Ass
1 Cheatyface
1 Checks and Balances
1 Chicken à la King
1 Chittering Doom
1 Chivalrous Chevalier
1 Circuits Act
1 Clever Combo
1 Clocknapper
1 Comet, Stellar Pup
1 Common Iguana
1 Contortionist
1 Cramped Bunker
1 Creature Guy
1 Curious Killbot
1 Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature
1 Deal Damage
1 Decisions, Decisions
1 Delighted Killbot
1 Despondent Killbot
1 Dirty Rat
1 Dissatisfied Customer
1 Do-It-Yourself Seraph
1 Don't Try This at Home
1 Double Cross
1 Double Deal
1 Double Dip
1 Double Header
1 Double Play
1 Double Take
1 Dr. Julius Jumblemorph
1 Duh
1 Dumb Ass
1 Eager Beaver
1 Earl of Squirrel
1 Elvish House Party
1 Elvish Impersonators
1 Emcee
1 Enraged Killbot
1 Enter the Dungeon
1 Entirely Normal Armchair
1 Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
1 Everythingamajig
1 Everythingamajig (a)
1 Everythingamajig (b)
1 Everythingamajig (c)
1 Everythingamajig (d)
1 Everythingamajig (e)
1 Everythingamajig (f)
1 Exchange of Words
1 Extremely Slow Zombie
1 Eye to Eye
1 Face to Face
1 Farewell to Arms
1 Fat Ass
1 Feisty Stegosaurus
1 Five-Finger Discount
1 Flaccify
1 Flavor Judge
1 Form of the Approach of the Second Sun
1 Form of the Squirrel
1 Fraction Jackson
1 Frankie Peanuts
1 Frazzled Editor
1 Free-for-All
1 Free-Range Chicken
1 Garbage Elemental (a)
1 Garbage Elemental (b)
1 Garbage Elemental (c)
1 Garbage Elemental (d)
1 Garbage Elemental (e)
1 Garbage Elemental (f)
1 Gerrymandering
1 Get Your Head in the Game
1 Gimme Five
1 Gleemax
1 Gluetius Maximus
1 Gnome-Made Engine
1 GO TO JAIL
1 Goblin Bookie
1 Goblin Haberdasher
1 Goblin Mime
1 Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
1 Goblin Secret Agent
1 Goblin Tutor
1 Gobsmacked
1 Granny's Payback
1 Graveyard Busybody
1 Gray Merchant of Alphabet
1 Greatest Show in the Multiverse
1 Ground Pounder
1 Growth Spurt
1 Grusilda, Monster Masher
1 Half-Kitten, Half-
1 Half-Orc, Half-
1 Half-Shark, Half-
1 Half-Squirrel, Half-
1 Handy Dandy Clone Machine
1 Hangman
1 Hardy of Myra's Marvels
1 Hat Trick
1 Hazmat Suit (Used)
1 Head to Head
1 Hoisted Hireling
1 Hot Fix
1 Humming-
1 Hurloon Wrangler
1 Hydradoodle
1 Impounding Lot-Bot
1 Incoming!
1 Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Infernius Spawnington III, Esq.
1 Infinity Elemental
1 It That Gets Left Hanging
1 Jack-in-the-Mox
1 Johnny, Combo Player
1 Jumbo Imp
1 Just Desserts
1 Katerina of Myra's Marvels
1 Keeper of the Sacred Word
1 Kill Destroy
1 Kindslaver
1 Knife and Death
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (a)
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (b)
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (c)
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (d)
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (e)
1 Knight of the Kitchen Sink (f)
1 Knight of the Widget
1 Krark's Other Thumb
1 Labro Bot
1 Ladies' Knight
1 Land Aid '04
1 Landfill
1 Laughing Hyena
1 Letter Bomb
1 Little Girl
1 Lobe Lobber
1 Look at Me, I'm R&D
1 Look at Me, I'm the DCI
1 Loose Lips
1 Mad Science Fair Project
1 Magic Word
1 Man of Measure
1 Mana Flair
1 Mary O'Kill
1 Masterful Ninja
1 Meddling Kids
1 Meet and Greet "Sisay"
1 Mer Man
1 Mesa Chicken
1 Mine, Mine, Mine!
1 Mirror Mirror
1 Miss Demeanor
1 Mistakes Were Made
1 Mobile Clone
1 Moniker Mage
1 Monkey Monkey Monkey
1 Monkey-
1 Monoxa, Midway Manager
1 Mons's Goblin Waiters
1 More or Less
1 Mother Kangaroo
1 Mother of Goons
1 Mouth to Mouth
1 Mox Lotus
1 Multi-Headed
1 My First Tome
1 Name Dropping
1 Night Shift of the Living Dead
1 Ninja
1 Nocturno of Myra's Marvels
1 Non-Human Cannonball
1 Novellamental
1 Now I Know My ABC's
1 Now You See Me . . .
1 Number Crunch
1 Numbing Jellyfish
1 Octo Opus
1 Oddly Uneven
1 Ol' Buzzbark
1 Old-Fashioned Vampire
1 Omniclown Colossus // Pie-roclasm
1 Opening Ceremony
1 Orcish Paratroopers
1 Ordinary Pony
1 Organ Harvest
1 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
1 Over My Dead Bodies
1 Ow
1 Painiac
1 Pair o' Dice Lost
1 Paper Tiger
1 Park Re-Entry
1 Party Crasher
1 Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K.
1 Phone a Friend
1 Photo Op
1 Pie-Eating Contest
1 Pietra, Crafter of Clowns
1 Pippa, Duchess of Dice
1 Plot Armor
1 Pointy Finger of Doom
1 Poultrygeist
1 Pygmy Giant
1 Question Elemental?
1 Questionable Cuisine
1 Rare-B-Gone
1 Rat in the Hat
1 Really Epic Punch
1 Red-Hot Hottie
1 Resolute Veggiesaur
1 Rhino-
1 Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
1 Rings a Bell
1 Robo-
1 Rock Lobster
1 Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
1 Rod of Spanking
1 Rules Lawyer
1 S.N.E.A.K. Dispatcher
1 S.N.O.T.
1 Sacrifice Play
1 Sauté
1 Save Life
1 Scissors Lizard
1 Scooch
1 Selfie Preservation
1 Serpentine
1 Sex Appeal
1 Shaggy Camel
1 Shoe Tree
1 Side Quest
1 Side to Side
1 Six-Sided Die
1 Six-y Beast
1 Skull Saucer
1 Slaying Mantis
1 Slight Malfunction
1 Sly Spy (a)
1 Sly Spy (b)
1 Sly Spy (c)
1 Sly Spy (d)
1 Sly Spy (e)
1 Sly Spy (f)
1 Smart Ass
1 Snickering Squirrel
1 Socketed Sprocketer
1 Sole Performer
1 Sorry
1 Spell Counter
1 Spelling Bee
1 Spike, Tournament Grinder
1 Spirit of the Season
1 Split Screen
1 Spy Eye
1 Squirrel Dealer
1 Squirrel-Powered Scheme
1 Standard Procedure
1 Standing Army
1 Staying Power
1 Steam-Powered
1 Steel Squirrel
1 Stet, Draconic Proofreader
1 Stinging Scorpion
1 Stop That
1 Strategy, Schmategy
1 Strength-Testing Hammer
1 Strutting Turkey
1 Subcontract
1 Success!
1 Summon the Pack
1 Super Secret Tech
1 Super-Duper Death Ray
1 Super-Duper Lost
1 Supersize
1 Surgeon General Commander
1 Surprise Party
1 Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
1 Syr Cadian, Knight Owl
1 T.A.P.P.E.R.
1 Tainted Monkey
1 Target Minotaur
1 Teacher's Pet
1 The Big Idea
1 The Cheese Stands Alone
1 The Countdown Is at One
1 The Fallen Apart
1 The Space Family Goblinson
1 Three-Headed Goblin
1 Ticking Mime Bomb
1 Time Machine
1 Time Out
1 Timmy, Power Gamer
1 Togglodyte
1 Topsy Turvy
1 Touch and Go
1 Treacherous Trapezist
1 Trigger Happy
1 Tug of War
1 Urza's Hot Tub
1 Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker
1 Vegetation Abomination
1 Very Cryptic Command (a)
1 Very Cryptic Command (b)
1 Very Cryptic Command (c)
1 Very Cryptic Command (d)
1 Very Cryptic Command (e)
1 Very Cryptic Command (f)
1 Vile Bile
1 Voracious Vacuum
1 Vorthos, Steward of Myth
1 Wall of Fortune
1 Well Done
1 Wet Willie of the Damned
1 When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
1 Wild Crocodile
1 Willing Test Subject
1 Wordmail
1 Working Stiff
1 World-Bottling Kit
1 X
1 Xenosquirrels
1 Yet Another Aether Vortex
1 Zombified
1 Zzzyxas's Abyss
Sideboard:
1 Better Than One
1 Carnival Barker