1 Breeding Pool
1 City of Ass
1 Flooded Grove
3 Forest
1 Glacial Chasm
3 Island
3 Mountain
1 Overgrown Tomb
3 Plains
3 Swamp
1 Tainted Wood
1 Allied Assault
1 Alluring Scent
1 Armada Wurm
1 Ass Whuppin'
1 Assquatch
1 B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster Left)
1 B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster Right)
1 Bad Ass
1 Bishop of Binding
1 Bone Flute
1 Brainstorm
1 Breeding Pit
1 Cauldron Haze
1 Censorship
1 Chained Throatseeker
1 Cheap Ass
1 Chromatic Lantern
1 Clergy en-Vec
1 Coiling Oracle
1 Crossway Vampire
1 Cryptolith Rite
1 Daze
1 Denied!
1 Double Play
1 Dryad's Caress
1 Dumb Ass
1 Earthbind
1 Ekundu Cyclops
1 Elvish Ranger
1 Endless Foot Assault
1 Essence Vortex
1 Eternal Thirst
1 Exhibition Magician
1 Fat Ass
1 Flaccify
1 Flood
1 Floral Spuzzem
1 Giant Oyster
1 Glaze Fiend
1 Godtoucher
1 Gwendlyn Di Corci
1 Handcuffs
1 Healing Leaves
1 Infinite Guideline Station
1 Jinxed Choker
1 Keeper of the Mind
1 Lost Soul
1 Necro-Impotence
1 New Frontiers
1 Oko, Lorwyn Liege // Oko, Shadowmoor Scion
1 Power Taint
1 Promise of Power
1 Resurrection
1 Rod of Ruin
1 Rod of Spanking
1 Runner's Bane
1 Save Life
1 Sex Appeal
1 Smart Ass
1 Snapping Creeper
1 Sol Ring
1 Soul Collector
1 Spincrusher
1 Staff of Domination
1 Stonecloaker
1 Succumb to Temptation
1 Thirst
1 Throne of Bone
1 Timbermaw Larva
1 Uktabi Kong
1 Uktabi Orangutan
1 Valley Floodcaller
1 Vine Trellis
1 Vitalizing Cascade
1 Voidslime
1 Weed Strangle
1 Witch-Maw Nephilim
1 Withering Boon
1 Witness Protection
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