1 City of Ass
1 Forest
1 Island
1 Mountain
1 Plains
1 R&D's Secret Lair
1 Swamp
2 _____
1 Ach! Hans, Run!
1 Aesthetic Consultation
1 Ambiguity
3 Artful Looter
1 Ass Whuppin'
1 Assquatch
2 Atinlay Igpay
1 Avatar of Me
3 AWOL
1 B-I-N-G-O
3 Bad Ass
1 Blast from the Past
3 Bloodletter
2 Booster Tutor
2 Bosom Buddy
3 Brushstroke Paintermage
3 Bursting Beebles
3 Cardpecker
3 Carnivorous Death-Parrot
3 Cheap Ass
2 Cheatyface
3 Circle of Protection: Art
1 Collector Protector
2 Creature Guy
1 Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature
2 Deal Damage
3 Double Header
1 Drawn Together
3 Duh
3 Dumb Ass
2 Elvish House Party
2 Emcee
1 Enter the Dungeon
3 Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
2 Eye to Eye
2 Face to Face
3 Farewell to Arms
3 Fascist Art Director
3 Fat Ass
2 First Come, First Served
3 Flaccify
1 Form of the Squirrel
1 Fraction Jackson
3 Framed!
1 Frankie Peanuts
3 Frazzled Editor
1 Gleemax
2 Gluetius Maximus
3 Goblin Mime
3 Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
3 Goblin Secret Agent
2 Granny's Payback
3 Graphic Violence
1 Greater Morphling
2 Head to Head
1 Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Johnny, Combo Player
3 Keeper of the Sacred Word
2 Kill Destroy
2 Ladies' Knight
3 Land Aid '04
3 Laughing Hyena
1 Letter Bomb
3 Little Girl
1 Look at Me, I'm R&D
3 Loose Lips
2 Magical Hacker
3 Man of Measure
3 Mana Flair
2 Mana Screw
1 Meddling Kids
2 Mise
3 Moniker Mage
3 Monkey Monkey Monkey
3 Mons's Goblin Waiters
3 Mother of Goons
2 Mouth to Mouth
1 Mox Lotus
2 My First Tome
2 Name Dropping
1 Necro-Impotence
1 Now I Know My ABC's
3 Number Crunch
1 Old Fogey
3 Orcish Paratroopers
3 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
2 Persecute Artist
2 Phyrexian Librarian
1 Pointy Finger of Doom
3 Punctuate
2 Pygmy Giant
2 Question Elemental?
1 Rare-B-Gone
3 Red-Hot Hottie
3 Remodel
1 Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
2 Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
2 Rod of Spanking
3 S.N.O.T.
3 Sauté
2 Save Life
3 Shoe Tree
2 Side to Side
2 Six-y Beast
3 Smart Ass
2 Spell Counter
3 Standing Army
1 Staying Power
2 Stone-Cold Basilisk
3 Stop That
1 Super Secret Tech
3 Supersize
2 Symbol Status
3 Tainted Monkey
3 The Fallen Apart
1 Time Machine
2 Togglodyte
1 Topsy Turvy
3 Touch and Go
2 Toy Boat
1 Uktabi Kong
2 Urza's Hot Tub
3 Vile Bile
1 Water Gun Balloon Game
3 Wet Willie of the Damned
3 When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
1 Who // What // When // Where // Why
3 Wordmail
2 Working Stiff
1 World-Bottling Kit
1 Yet Another Aether Vortex
2 Zombie Fanboy
1 Zzzyxas's Abyss
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