2 City of Ass
2 R&D's Secret Lair
2 _____
2 Ach! Hans, Run!
2 Ambiguity
4 Ashnod's Coupon
2 Ass Whuppin'
2 Assquatch
2 Atinlay Igpay
2 Avatar of Me
2 AWOL
2 B-I-N-G-O
2 B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster Left)
2 B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster Right)
2 Bad Ass
4 Blacker Lotus
2 Blast from the Past
2 Bloodletter
2 Bosom Buddy
4 Bronze Calendar
2 Bureaucracy
2 Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
2 Carnivorous Death-Parrot
2 Censorship
4 Chaos Confetti
2 Charm School
2 Cheap Ass
2 Cheatyface
2 Checks and Balances
2 Chicken à la King
2 Chicken Egg
2 Clam Session
2 Clam-I-Am
2 Clambassadors
4 Clay Pigeon
2 Common Courtesy
2 Creature Guy
2 Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature
2 Deadhead
2 Deal Damage
2 Denied!
2 Double Cross
2 Double Deal
2 Double Dip
2 Double Header
2 Double Play
2 Double Take
2 Duh
2 Dumb Ass
2 Elvish House Party
2 Elvish Impersonators
2 Emcee
2 Enter the Dungeon
2 Eye to Eye
2 Face to Face
2 Farewell to Arms
2 Fat Ass
2 Flaccify
2 Flock of Rabid Sheep
2 Fowl Play
2 Fraction Jackson
2 Frankie Peanuts
2 Frazzled Editor
2 Free-for-All
2 Free-Range Chicken
2 Gerrymandering
4 Giant Fan
4 Gleemax
2 Gluetius Maximus
2 Goblin Bookie
2 Goblin Bowling Team
2 Goblin Mime
2 Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
2 Goblin Secret Agent
2 Goblin Tutor
2 Granny's Payback
2 Greater Morphling
2 Growth Spurt
2 Handcuffs
2 Head to Head
2 Hungry Hungry Heifer
2 Hurloon Wrangler
2 I'm Rubber, You're Glue
2 Incoming!
2 Infernal Spawn of Evil
2 Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
4 Jack-in-the-Mox
2 Jalum Grifter
2 Johnny, Combo Player
2 Jumbo Imp
2 Keeper of the Sacred Word
2 Kill Destroy
2 Knight of the Hokey Pokey
2 Krazy Kow
2 Ladies' Knight
2 Land Aid '04
2 Landfill
2 Laughing Hyena
2 Lexivore
2 Little Girl
2 Look at Me, I'm R&D
2 Look at Me, I'm the DCI
2 Loose Lips
2 Magical Hacker
2 Man of Measure
4 Mana Screw
2 Meddling Kids
2 Mesa Chicken
2 Mine, Mine, Mine!
4 Mirror Mirror
2 Miss Demeanor
2 Moniker Mage
2 Monkey Monkey Monkey
2 Mons's Goblin Waiters
2 Mother of Goons
2 Mouth to Mouth
4 Mox Lotus
4 My First Tome
2 Name Dropping
2 Now I Know My ABC's
2 Number Crunch
2 Once More with Feeling
2 Orcish Paratroopers
2 Organ Harvest
2 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
2 Ow
2 Paper Tiger
2 Phyrexian Librarian
4 Pointy Finger of Doom
2 Poultrygeist
2 Prismatic Wardrobe
2 Psychic Network
2 Punctuate
2 Pygmy Giant
2 Question Elemental?
2 Red-Hot Hottie
2 Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
2 Ricochet
2 Rock Lobster
2 Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
4 Rod of Spanking
2 S.N.O.T.
2 Sauté
2 Scissors Lizard
2 Sex Appeal
2 Shoe Tree
2 Side to Side
2 Six-y Beast
2 Smart Ass
2 Sorry
2 Spark Fiend
4 Spatula of the Ages
2 Spell Counter
2 Standing Army
2 Staying Power
2 Stone-Cold Basilisk
2 Strategy, Schmategy
4 Super Secret Tech
2 Supersize
2 Symbol Status
2 Tainted Monkey
2 Team Spirit
2 Temp of the Damned
2 The Cheese Stands Alone
2 The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
4 Time Machine
2 Timmy, Power Gamer
2 Togglodyte
2 Topsy Turvy
2 Touch and Go
2 Toy Boat
2 Uktabi Kong
4 Urza's Contact Lenses
4 Urza's Hot Tub
4 Urza's Science Fair Project
2 Volrath's Motion Sensor
4 Water Gun Balloon Game
2 Wet Willie of the Damned
2 When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
2 Wordmail
2 Working Stiff
4 World-Bottling Kit
2 Yet Another Aether Vortex
2 Zzzyxas's Abyss
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