1 Artful Looter
1 Ass Whuppin'
1 Atinlay Igpay
1 AWOL
1 Bad Ass
1 Bloodletter
1 Bosom Buddy
1 Brushstroke Paintermage
1 Bursting Beebles
1 Cardpecker
1 Carnivorous Death-Parrot
1 Cheap Ass
1 Circle of Protection: Art
1 Deal Damage
1 Denied!
1 Double Header
1 Emcee
1 Erase
1 Farewell to Arms
1 Fat Ass
1 First Come, First Served
1 Flaccify
1 Fraction Jackson
1 Framed!
1 Frazzled Editor
1 Gleemax
1 Gluetius Maximus
1 Goblin Mime
1 Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
1 Goblin Secret Agent
1 Granny's Payback
1 Head to Head
1 Keeper of the Sacred Word
1 Ladies' Knight
1 Land Aid '04
1 Loose Lips
1 Magical Hacker
1 Man of Measure
1 Mana Flair
1 Mana Screw
1 Mise
1 Monkey Monkey Monkey
1 Mother of Goons
1 Mox Lotus
1 Now I Know My ABC's
1 Orcish Paratroopers
1 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
1 Punctuate
1 Pygmy Giant
1 Red-Hot Hottie
1 Remodel
1 S.N.O.T.
1 Sauté
1 Save Life
1 Shoe Tree
1 Smart Ass
1 Stop That
1 Supersize
1 The Fallen Apart
1 Togglodyte
1 Urza's Hot Tub
1 Vile Bile
1 Water Gun Balloon Game
1 Wet Willie of the Damned
1 When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
1 Wordmail
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