1 City of Ass
1 Mishra's Toy Workshop
1 R&D's Secret Lair
1 _____
1 Ach! Hans, Run!
1 Advantageous Proclamation
1 Aesthetic Consultation
1 Allosaurus Rider
1 Ambiguity
1 Artful Looter
1 Ashnod's Coupon
1 Ass Whuppin'
1 Assquatch
1 Atinlay Igpay
1 Avatar of Me
1 AWOL
1 B-I-N-G-O
1 B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster Left)
1 B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster Right)
1 Backup Plan
1 Bad Ass
1 Basal Thrull
1 Blacker Lotus
1 Blackmail
1 Blanchwood Armor
1 Blast from the Past
1 Bloodletter
1 Booster Tutor
1 Bosom Buddy
1 Brago's Favor
1 Braids, Conjurer Adept
1 Bronze Calendar
1 Brushstroke Paintermage
1 Bureaucracy
1 Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire
1 Bursting Beebles
1 Cardboard Carapace
1 Cardpecker
1 Carnivorous Death-Parrot
1 Censorship
1 Chaos Confetti
1 Chaos Orb
1 Chaos Warp
1 Chaosphere
1 Charm School
1 Cheap Ass
1 Cheatyface
1 Checks and Balances
1 Chicken à la King
1 Chicken Egg
1 Circle of Protection: Art
1 Clam Session
1 Clam-I-Am
1 Clambassadors
1 Clay Pigeon
1 Collector Protector
1 Common Courtesy
1 Conspiracy
1 Creature Guy
1 Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature
1 Curse of the Swine
1 Deadhead
1 Deal Damage
1 Denied!
1 Double Cross
1 Double Deal
1 Double Dip
1 Double Header
1 Double Play
1 Double Stroke
1 Double Take
1 Drawn Together
1 Duh
1 Dumb Ass
1 Elvish House Party
1 Elvish Impersonators
1 Emcee
1 Enter the Dungeon
1 Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
1 Evil Presents
1 Eye to Eye
1 Face to Face
1 Falling Star
1 Farewell to Arms
1 Fascist Art Director
1 Fat Ass
1 Fiery Gambit
1 First Come, First Served
1 Flaccify
1 Flock of Rabid Sheep
1 Form of the Dragon
1 Form of the Squirrel
1 Fowl Play
1 Fraction Jackson
1 Framed!
1 Frankie Peanuts
1 Frazzled Editor
1 Free-for-All
1 Free-Range Chicken
1 Frenetic Efreet
1 Fruitcake Elemental
1 Game of Chaos
1 Gerrymandering
1 Get a Life
1 Ghazbán Ogress
1 Giant Fan
1 Gifts Given
1 Gleemax
1 Gluetius Maximus
1 Goblin Bookie
1 Goblin Bowling Team
1 Goblin Game
1 Goblin Mime
1 Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
1 Goblin Secret Agent
1 Goblin Snowman
1 Goblin Swine-Rider
1 Goblin Test Pilot
1 Goblin Tutor
1 Granny's Payback
1 Graphic Violence
1 Greater Morphling
1 Grip of Chaos
1 Growth Spurt
1 Gus
1 Hanabi Blast
1 Handcuffs
1 Head to Head
1 Hungry Hungry Heifer
1 Hurloon Wrangler
1 Hyalopterous Lemure
1 I'm Rubber, You're Glue
1 Immediate Action
1 Imperiosaur
1 Incoming!
1 Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
1 Initiates of the Ebon Hand
1 Iterative Analysis
1 Jack-in-the-Mox
1 Jackalope Herd
1 Jalira, Master Polymorphist
1 Jalum Grifter
1 Jester's Cap
1 Jester's Mask
1 Jester's Sombrero
1 Johnny, Combo Player
1 Jumbo Imp
1 Keeper of the Sacred Word
1 Kezzerdrix
1 Kill Destroy
1 Knight of the Hokey Pokey
1 Krark's Thumb
1 Krazy Kow
1 Ladies' Knight
1 Land Aid '04
1 Landfill
1 Laughing Hyena
1 Letter Bomb
1 Lexivore
1 Little Girl
1 Look at Me, I'm R&D
1 Look at Me, I'm the DCI
1 Loose Lips
1 Magical Hacker
1 Man of Measure
1 Mana Clash
1 Mana Crypt
1 Mana Flair
1 Mana Screw
1 Masako the Humorless
1 Master Decoy
1 Meddling Kids
1 Mesa Chicken
1 Might of Oaks
1 Mind Bomb
1 Mine, Mine, Mine!
1 Mirror Mirror
1 Misdirection
1 Mise
1 Miss Demeanor
1 Moniker Mage
1 Monkey Monkey Monkey
1 Mons's Goblin Waiters
1 Mother of Goons
1 Mouth to Mouth
1 Mox Lotus
1 Muzzio's Preparations
1 My First Tome
1 Myr Mindservant
1 Name Dropping
1 Naturalize
1 Naughty // Nice
1 Necro-Impotence
1 Noggin Whack
1 Now I Know My ABC's
1 Number Crunch
1 Old Fogey
1 Omen Machine
1 Once More with Feeling
1 Orcish Conscripts
1 Orcish Librarian
1 Orcish Lumberjack
1 Orcish Paratroopers
1 Orcish Settlers
1 Organ Harvest
1 Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
1 Ovinomancer
1 Ow
1 Panglacial Wurm
1 Paper Tiger
1 Persecute Artist
1 Phyrexian Librarian
1 Planar Chaos
1 Pointy Finger of Doom
1 Polymorph
1 Polymorphist's Jest
1 Pongify
1 Poultrygeist
1 Power Play
1 Preacher
1 Prismatic Wardrobe
1 Psychic Network
1 Psychogenic Probe
1 Punctuate
1 Pygmy Allosaurus
1 Pygmy Giant
1 Question Elemental?
1 Rare-B-Gone
1 Red-Hot Hottie
1 Remodel
1 Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
1 Ricochet
1 Rock Lobster
1 Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
1 Rod of Spanking
1 S.N.O.T.
1 Sauté
1 Save Life
1 Scissors Lizard
1 Season's Beatings
1 Secret Summoning
1 Secrets of Paradise
1 Sentinel Dispatch
1 Sex Appeal
1 Shahrazad
1 Shared Fate
1 Shivan Raptor
1 Shoe Tree
1 Side to Side
1 Six-y Beast
1 Smart Ass
1 Snow Mercy
1 Soldier of Fortune
1 Sorry
1 Spark Fiend
1 Spatula of the Ages
1 Spell Counter
1 Squirrel Farm
1 Standing Army
1 Staying Power
1 Stitch Together
1 Stocking Tiger
1 Stone-Cold Basilisk
1 Stop That
1 Strategy, Schmategy
1 Supersize
1 Symbol Status
1 Tainted Monkey
1 Team Spirit
1 Teferi's Puzzle Box
1 Temp of the Damned
1 The Cheese Stands Alone
1 The Fallen Apart
1 The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
1 Time Machine
1 Timmy, Power Gamer
1 Togglodyte
1 Topsy Turvy
1 Touch and Go
1 Toy Boat
1 Treasure Trove
1 Uktabi Kong
1 Uktabi Orangutan
1 Unexpected Potential
1 Unholy Strength
1 Upwelling
1 Urza's Contact Lenses
1 Urza's Hot Tub
1 Urza's Science Fair Project
1 Vile Bile
1 Vizzerdrix
1 Volrath's Laboratory
1 Volrath's Motion Sensor
1 Water Gun Balloon Game
1 Wet Willie of the Damned
1 When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
1 Who // What // When // Where // Why
1 Wildheart Invoker
1 Wordmail
1 Working Stiff
1 World-Bottling Kit
1 Worldknit
1 Yet Another Aether Vortex
1 Yule Ooze
1 Zodiac Rooster
1 Zombie Fanboy
1 Zur's Weirding
1 Zzzyxas's Abyss
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