It turns out that the sweet looking full art Cryptic Commands aren't so great when you're using them in cube, where half the people can't remember what they do. So, my loss is your gain, if you're up for a trade.

I also have this problem. Probably the wordiest card with a full art version.

Yeah, it definitely could have used the full-art-with-text-overlay treatment that a few cards (like Black Sun's Zenith) have gotten.