I'm dumb.

Bump

Wait, can't people just buy the game for $10 to get the Ooze, and not have to worry about shipping and such?

Normally, yes. But there is only a limited number of promos available, and once they're gone, they're gone for good from the shops.

You can buy it now on ebay or TCG for less including shipping.

I didn't know I could list it on TCGPlayer! These are going into my store. Much easier to let sit.