When viewing all users for a certain geographic area it'd be cool if you could sort by parameters like "total value of inventory" or "total cards in inventory".

Doing something like this wouldn't be very efficient:

SELECT username, totalValue
FROM (
    SELECT username, SUM(value) AS totalValue
    FROM users
    JOIN cards ON cards.user_id = users.user_id
    WHERE location = 'Texas, USA'
    GROUP BY username
)
ORDER BY totalValue

But maybe there could be a total value column and a total cards column in the users table. The total cards column would be updated every time a card was added or removed and the total value column could be updated every time someone clicked the "Show Value" button on a particular inventory.

That would be terribad. People are already begging for a privacy option, this just screams like a mechanism for thieves to identify targets.