H: Japanese Temple Garden W: Not Japanese Temple Garden or Shock

I dislike foreign cards with a passion, mainly cause I prefer to be able to read the cards I play. I'm going to value it at 1-2 more than reg RTR one and I'd just like to exchange it for either a English temple garden or other  shock. Im open to other offers as for it but I figure this thing holds appeal to someone more than me. Open a trade with me if your interested. Thanks