LF: Miscut/Misprint U/W Cards

After listening to a Brainstorm Brewery podcast, I have decided to build an EDH deck built with Miscut/Misprinted cards only! I have a miscut Grand Arbiter so U/W it is!

I am looking for ANY U/W cards which are miscut/misprinted, the worse the better! Not looking for NFC or slightly off center please. If you have ANY (including lands), please send me a picture on here or on Pucatrade along with your asking price, thank you!