Blast Zone: Where the explosion in the Chamber of the Guildpact happened
Blood Crypt: Where the Rakdos were vibing on the side
Command Tower: Bolas's Citidel
Emergence Zone: Place where the Planar Bridge portal appeared
Evolving Wilds: The Simic and Gruul off vibing, evolving creatures, and being wild
Karn's Bastion: It was in the set, but like... I guess it represents where Karn rallied the walkers?
Mobilized District: Ravnica as a whole coming together to kick Bolas ass
Mountain: Ravnica but red
Rakdos Carnarium: Rakdos off vibing part two
Smoldering Marsh: Aftermath of the explosion (I assume there was some grass around?)
Swamp: Ravnica but black
Ahn-Crop Invader: Angrath's favorite eternal
Angrath, Captain of Chaos: Eyy, Angrath is here and he's super pissed again, please let him go take care of his daughters I swear to gods
Angrath's Rampage: SEE, he's super mad cuz of this immortal sun bullshit again, gods, I feel so bad for my boy
Bedevil: I have no idea what this card is supposed to represent cuz Seb Miccy art, so we'll say Rakdos vibing part three babee
Bladebrand: Kaya's daggers
Bleeding Edge: Ouch sharp. Why didn't they cover their weapons in Lazotep too :thinking:
Chandra, Fire Artisan: Chandra's here. Though because there's Thopters nearby, this is when she's fighting Dovin, so this is technically Lazav
Chaos Warp: The Planar Bridge
Command the Dreadhorde: It's literally Liliana commanding the dreadhorde
Dreadhorde Arcanist: Magic zomboy
Dreadhorde Twins: There's always one twin that just joins the army like a normal person, and the other that tries to stand out and have it's own card
Eternal Taskmaster: This card is so bad oml
Firemind Vessel: The Dragon in a Box, can only be opened with the power of friendship
Fling: This one card represents the whole Amonket part of the story
Gravitic Punch: Vibing in the background again, this time, Izzet
Grim Initiate: They asked him to join the army, he said over my double dead body... well...
Herald of the Dreadhorde: Oh hey, it's Herald
Honor the God-Pharaoh: Bolas Stanclub
Invading Manticore: Is this what the drafters call "a bomb"
Jaya's Greeting: Jaya popping in to say hi (love her)
Lazotep Behemoth: I don't... how the fuck did this hippo beat the five trials?????
Lazotep Reaver: Wait, how the fuck did any of these animals beat the trials, what the fuck?
Liliana, Untouched by Death: You might ask "Why not Dreadhorde General" because I care about that card (and this one also happens to be better in this deck)
Loyal Subordinate: Tez, Dovin, Lili, etc
Painful Lesson: Me learning that Sol Ring is banned
Price of Betrayal: Literally a story spotlight, you should be able to tell what this is
Rakdos Signet: Rakdos do be doing a lot of vibing to make this deck playable
Settle the Score: Lili killing Bolas
~~Sol Ring: The Immortal Sun :eyy:~~
Spark Harvest: Sparl Harvest is the eternals, get this... harvesting sparks
Spark Reaper: Yummy yummy creatures
Tainted Strike: It's a good card. That's why it's in the deck
The Elderspell: The Elderspell
Theater of Horrors: Oh hey, it's the Rakdos again
Toll of the Invasion: I think the toll of the invasion was all the people that died, not some random lady's nightmares but whatevs
Vizier of the Scorpion: I don't see how putting poison on their *faces* will help, but ya'll to ya'll
Widespread Brutality: Widespread Brutal Titty isn't a story spotlight for some reason, but it literally represents the whole invasion at street level
Without Weakness: Lazotep stronk