Step 1 - Sell your friends kidneys and apartments in order to buy set of tarmagoyfs, obliterators and some manabase for your new deck.
Go outside and find a magic player. Than play forest and bird of paradise.
Step 2 - Forest - bird of paradise. Beware of mass removals and counter spells. Do not afraid of pte. It is OK for now.
Step 3 - play obliterator and a land. So simple, wright?
Step 4 - Wait until your friend will play a creature.
Play "Prey upon" next turn.
Step 5 - Don't loose yourself in evil laughing. Stay calm.
Say something like "It was nice to play with you"and gather your cards. Ask do they want to play one more time. Try not to be beaten.