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Stop Hitting Yourself

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Main Deck - 37 cards, 12 distinct

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	Name	Ed.	Price	Type	Cost	P	T
	Name	Rarity	Price	Type	Color	P	T
Creature (21)
2	Abundant Maw		$0.08	Creature - Eldrazi Leech		6	4
3	Accursed Witch // Infectious Curse		$0.32	Creature - Human Shaman // Enchantment - Aura Curse		4	2
4	Drana's Emissary		$0.40	Creature - Vampire Cleric Ally		2	2
4	Gifted Aetherborn		$0.57	Creature - Aetherborn Vampire		2	3
4	Walking Ballista		$9.13	Artifact Creature - Construct		0	0
4	Zulaport Cutthroat		$1.74	Creature - Human Rogue Ally		1	1
Instant (6)
4	Fatal Push		$0.88	Instant
2	Perilous Predicament		$0.06	Instant
Sorcery (2)
2	Collective Brutality		$0.34	Sorcery
Enchantment (8)
2	Creeping Dread		$0.21	Enchantment
2	Triskaidekaphobia		$0.19	Enchantment
4	Visions of Brutality		$0.16	Enchantment - Aura