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- - Budget EDH
  - - vin 35Vaduck
    - leg Copy of Null and Void
    - leg Damia budget
    - leg Daretti budget
    - leg Eight-and-a-half budget
    - vin Evra ultrabudget
    - leg Fuck Kroog (35)
    - leg Glissa budget
    - leg Haptra 35
    - leg Multani budget
    - vin Surf and Turf (35)
    - vin Taigem budget Control
    - leg Teshar ultra budget
    - sta Thalisse 35
    - sta The Dutchess of Hazard 35
  - Create a Commander
  - - leg Krark's Clan
    - vin Porphyrogen (No Upkeep)
  - Cube
  - - sta Bad Rare Cube
    - sta First Cube
  - EDH (Built)
  - - com Baby Boomer
    - com BIG LIFE
    - sta BigFakeLaugh
    - com Brudicald take 5
    - com Coinage
    - leg Damia (35) v2
    - vin Ein Foto des Mondes neben dem Bett
    - com ERTAI'S GLORY
    - com Gerrardifacts
    - sta Ghave Maria!
    - vin Hive Talkin' by the Bee Gees
    - com Il Principe
    - vin Kick me
    - vin Miller Highlife: The Champagne of Decks
    - sta Murder Krooger
    - com Now Glissen Here, Fella
    - vin Null and Void
    - com Rats off to ya!
    - com Shauku d'état
    - com Stormless Storm
    - com The Dutchess of Hazard
    - com Thumbless storm
    - sta W/U equip oppoants
    - com Whatever Floats your Goat
    - com When the Corinians say hello and goodbye they say "Salamè"
    - com Wood Fellas
    - com You Can't Spell Gorgeous without Ogre
  - Every Commander
  - - leg Aboshan
    - leg Aminatou
    - sta Arjun, the Shifting Flame
    - vin Darevi (Birb)
    - leg Hatred
    - vin Hazduhr, the Abbot
    - leg Questing Beast
    - mod Rhonas the Indomitable
    - leg Samite Master
    - leg Zirilan of the Claw
  - Falsch
  - - oth Total number
  - Ideal
  - - com Copy of Baby Boomer
    - vin Copy of Serve the Hive, Feel the Groove
    - com Copy of Whatever Floats your Goat
    - vin Enlightened Master
    - vin Naga
    - leg Sliver Collection
  - Legacy
  - - leg Black Control
    - leg Doppelnaught
    - leg Legacy Lands
    - vin Look Ma No Lands
    - leg My Old Affinity DEck
    - leg Ping
    - vin Pox
    - leg Rot
    - vin Sliver control
    - leg Tibalt
  - Modern
  - - mod Enduring Ideal
    - mod Hit our swans
  - Oathbreaker
  - - mod Garruk Relentless
    - mod koth
    - leg Tibalt Oath
    - leg Ugin Oathbreaker
    - vin Wrenn Six Lands Oathbreaker
  - Pauper
  - - leg acid Trip
    - pau Cycling pauper
    - leg Ginger Pauper
    - vin Inside Out
    - leg Mono-black land destruction pauper
    - leg Nissa Oath
    - leg Pauper affinity
    - leg pauper bestilience
    - leg pauper counter burn
    - vin Pauper dg
    - leg PAuper eidolon
    - leg Pauper Elves
    - vin Pauper face
    - leg Pauper Fog burn
    - leg Pauper Pest
    - leg pauper sliver burn
    - leg Pauper Sliver Control
    - leg Ping pauper
    - leg Sliver built
    - leg Sliver Pauper
  - Zee Ideen
  - - sta 4 color cycling soleminty combo
    - sta 4 color MLD
    - leg 4 Color Trash Mythics
    - leg 4-Enchantments
    - sta 5 Color Monsters
    - sta 5 color super friends
    - leg 5 Color Zombie Tokens
    - vin Akido
    - sta Akido
    - vin akiri
    - leg All Kinds a' folks 2
    - vin All powerful Mishra
    - sta All Thumbs
    - leg All Types of Folks
    - sta Aminatu Sagas
    - sta amninatu trades
    - vin Angels
    - leg Angels
    - leg Animatu Superfriends
    - leg Anthony's Deck
    - leg Artifact Superfriends
    - leg As One
    - vin Asmandi Artifacts
    - vin Assassin
    - leg Atraxa Counters II
    - leg Atraxa enchantment
    - vin atraxa enchantress
    - vin Atraxa's No Fungus
    - vin Attpemt 2 Snake Politics
    - vin Avacyn
    - vin Azurious Renegade
    - leg b/g enchantment
    - leg B/R Tokens
    - leg B/W Legends
    - sta Bad Mythic Tribal
    - vin Barren Glory
    - vin Barrin Wasteland
    - vin Bigarda
    - leg Birb
    - leg Blind Boi
    - vin Bloodsower
    - leg Bob Marley
    - sta Bois Cycling
    - leg Bois Theft
    - leg Boys Choice
    - vin Braids
    - com BREAK THIS COIL (enchantment)
    - vin BREAK THIS COIL (hatebear
    - vin Breya Superfriends
    - sta Brudiclad
    - vin Brudiclad powerstone
    - sta Budget Bogles
    - vin Bug bites
    - leg Burn Boys
    - vin Burn Eternal
    - leg Bürokratie
    - leg Butt Shit
    - vin Chaos Final Form
    - vin Chromium
    - vin Clad Artifacts
    - leg Come out and play
    - vin Copy of BREAK THIS COIL
    - leg Copy of Enbanted Boggles
    - vin Copy of Mishra Classic
    - sta Copy of Mishra stax
    - vin Copy of Null and Void
    - sta Copy of Xantcha (Hellbent)
    - vin Counter Productive
    - vin Counter Productive, Pardner
    - leg Creature control
    - sta Cultivator EMBANTMENT
    - com Cycle Zur
    - mod Darksteel Reactor
    - vin Daxos spiritualized
    - sta Daxos the Returned
    - vin Daxos, the living!
    - vin Defiled
    - sta Depala
    - leg Din-o-might!
    - leg Dog
    - vin Druid
    - leg Drwgon Claw
    - mod EDH Boggles
    - sta EDH Boggles
    - leg Elemental, My Dear Watson
    - leg Elf Counter
    - leg ELFBALL
    - vin Ellen Degenerate
    - vin Elves!
    - leg Empress of Beasts
    - leg Enbanted Creatures
    - sta Enbantment
    - leg Enbantments
    - vin Enchantress Desire
    - vin Ertai junk
    - vin Esper lantern
    - sta Ever playful
    - com Everybody Dance Now
    - vin Evra
    - leg Ezuri Morph
    - leg favorite art
    - vin Feather
    - vin Filibuster
    - vin Final form Volrath
    - vin Firesong
    - vin First to Suffer
    - vin Flippin' Tables
    - vin For Whom Zurgo Tolls
    - com FUCK IT BIRDS
    - vin Fuck Kroog
    - vin Funspeaker
    - leg G.U.Y.S.- Guys Under Your Supervision
    - leg Garna Combo
    - vin God of Stalling
    - leg God's Will
    - leg Golems
    - leg Good Knight
    - leg Gorm and Virtus
    - vin Green Control
    - sta Green Control V2 more brutal
    - sta Green Control Voren
    - vin Grenzo take 2
    - sta Greven
    - sta Grixis Draw Go
    - leg Grixis Shapeshifter
    - vin GROTHAMA
    - leg grothama
    - sta Hackdos
    - vin Hanna
    - leg Hapatra attempt 4
    - vin HAVOC
    - vin Havoc Raser
    - sta Havok Raised
    - leg Heart of Oceans
    - leg Hidetsugu!
    - sta How many tails?
    - leg Hull Clade
    - leg Hungry Man
    - sta I am Everyone
    - sta Illarg
    - leg Inalla
    - sta Ink-treader
    - vin It's Reapin' Time
    - leg Izz just cuz
    - vin Jhiora Storm
    - leg jodah
    - leg Johria
    - sta jokes
    - leg Judy
    - leg Jund Counter Productive
    - leg Jund enchantress
    - leg Just Kondo
    - vin Karn (old frame only)
    - leg Karn, Silver Golem
    - com Karn, Silver Golem
    - vin Keeper of the Flame
    - leg Kestia
    - leg Kitty Cat Argo
    - sta Klothis
    - leg Knights and Dragons
    - vin kraj
    - sta Kroxa
    - leg Kruphix's Orbs
    - sta Kwende
    - vin Lanturn
    - leg legends
    - leg LIFE GANE
    - leg living lands
    - vin Look Ma, No Hands!
    - leg M-Red Walkers
    - vin Machinery
    - vin Madcap Monkey Madness
    - vin Malfolger
    - com Man Seeking Fiend
    - vin Manifest Destiny
    - com Maralen of the Mornsong
    - leg Masked Mana
    - vin Massacre Girl
    - vin Mathas Enchantment
    - leg Melren
    - vin Meme-narc
    - vin Mind the Scrap
    - leg Minus Green Aggro
    - leg Minus green sling
    - vin Minus U Copy of Null and Void
    - sta minus white discard
    - vin Mishra
    - vin Mishra stax
    - leg Mistform Ult
    - vin mogis
    - leg Molimo
    - vin Mono d/t
    - leg Monored equip
    - vin Naya Control
    - mod Naya Death and Staxes
    - leg Naya Equipment
    - leg Naya Extra Turns
    - leg Naya Fellers
    - leg Naya Multicolor
    - mod Naya Spells
    - leg Nazan Enchantress
    - vin Nemisis
    - vin Niemand hat die Absicht eine Mauer zu errichten
    - leg Ninja
    - vin Niv-Friends
    - leg NIV-Walkers
    - vin Noloro
    - vin Null and Void (red)
    - mod Numot
    - leg O-Kagachi Spirit Tribal
    - leg Oink
    - vin OINK
    - vin Olive
    - leg On the Shoulders of Giants
    - leg ONLY CREATURES
    - leg ONLY CREATURES
    - vin Ooops all spells
    - leg Pardner Cycle
    - vin Partner Cycle
    - vin Pharika Politics
    - leg Phoenix
    - leg Phyrexian Flavor
    - mod Ping
    - leg Ping
    - vin Pirate Shadows
    - leg Please be Mindful
    - vin Poly
    - leg Poor Lil' Guy Got alll Tuckered Out at the Fair Today
    - vin Pretend
    - leg Prevent it all
    - vin Primal Storm
    - vin Primal Tide
    - vin Prison Ship
    - mod Property Brothers
    - vin Purple Hippo II, Now with win cons
    - vin R/W Death and Taxs
    - vin R/w hammer time
    - vin R/W Land and Taxes
    - vin R/W Orbs
    - leg Rakdos Demons
    - vin Reanimator
    - vin Reapin' Superfriends
    - vin Reapin' Superfriends Artifact
    - vin Reborn!!!!!
    - leg Rekoner Enchantments
    - mod Relentless
    - vin Relentless!
    - mod Riku the Arcane
    - vin Riot!
    - vin RK
    - vin Roblins
    - vin Roblins II
    - vin Roblins III
    - leg Ruhan
    - leg Samut
    - leg Saturdays are for the Birds
    - vin Science!
    - leg Scoiattolo
    - leg Seer
    - leg Self Discard
    - vin Shadowborn
    - vin She Will Come Back
    - leg Shiro 35
    - vin Sigarda's Return
    - sta Silver Border
    - vin Sing that Song
    - vin Sisay
    - vin Sisay
    - leg Skullbriar
    - vin Sky Summoner
    - sta Sliver Cascade
    - vin Snake God
    - vin Snakes
    - leg Sosoke
    - leg Specter
    - leg Spirited Away
    - leg Spirits!
    - vin Squee Canon
    - vin Squee Eternal
    - leg Stevie Wonder
    - vin Storm of Stone EDH
    - vin Sultai Artifacts
    - vin Super Monkey Ball
    - vin Super reaper
    - com Surf and Turf
    - leg Sydri
    - leg Synced Cycles
    - leg Syr Gwen
    - vin Taigem Control
    - vin Taigem Time
    - leg Taniwah
    - vin Teferi
    - mod Teferi
    - leg Tenetemba
    - vin Teshar
    - leg Tetsuko
    - vin That's Grabbin' Time
    - leg THE BIG BOIZ GIANT TRIBAL
    - sta The Big Idea
    - leg The Cycle
    - vin The dire
    - leg The Doggo
    - vin The Fallen
    - leg The False Gods
    - vin The Fugitve
    - vin The Gay Agenda
    - leg The Illusion of Democracy
    - leg The Jewish Fable
    - leg The Lion
    - vin The Lonely King
    - vin The Perfect 75
    - leg the pretender
    - leg Tiana
    - vin Tiana
    - vin Tonkin
    - vin Totally Found
    - leg Traxos
    - leg Tree Dad
    - leg Tree Guys
    - sta Troll Time
    - mod U/B Misery
    - vin Unbrassable
    - leg Up All Knight
    - vin Urza because fuck it
    - sta Urza, Headmaster
    - leg Vampir
    - vin Varchild v.1
    - vin Varchild v.2
    - leg Vela the colorless
    - vin Vial!
    - sta Vintage EDH 1
    - sta Vivatius
    - leg Vollrath
    - leg Volrath!!!!!
    - vin Voltron Hippo
    - leg Wet Boys
    - leg What Do you ExSpecter?
    - leg What is there to Sisay?
    - vin White Shadowborn
    - vin White Walkers
    - leg whole lotta nothin'
    - leg Wizard People, Dear Reader
    - vin Xancha goodstuff
    - vin Xancha Group Slug
    - vin Xancha v.3
    - vin Xantcha (Combo)
    - vin Xantcha (Hellbent)
    - leg Xen beats
    - vin yidris friend spells
    - leg You Ooze You Lose
    - mod Your deck is my deck
    - leg Zacama
    - vin Zacamentments
    - vin Zada Storm
    - leg zur cycle
    - leg Zur Solemnity
    - leg кошка
    - leg роботы
  - sta Akiri, boros card draw
  - sta ARCHIVE KEEPER
  - sta atraxa pillow
  - sta auslander lands
  - sta average lifegain
  - sta BEEPER KING
  - sta BLOB STORM
  - sta BRASH BASH
  - sta BREYA REACTOR STAX
  - sta Bunch of Fucking Big Boys
  - sta CARDS THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN WHITE
  - sta CAT ARGROOOOO
  - sta cEDH Kambal
  - sta cEDH Mono REd Storm
  - sta CHAOS CONTROL
  - sta CHAOS CONTROL FINAL
  - sta Cleric Tribal
  - com Coinage v2
  - sta Copy of All powerful Mishra
  - sta Copy of Arjun
  - sta Copy of Average Gerrard
  - sta Copy of Ghave Maria!
  - sta Copy of GUYrates
  - sta Copy of missing
  - sta Copy of Next MPC (612)
  - sta Copy of Questing Beast
  - sta Copy of Squee Canon
  - sta Copy of Welcome to Flavortown
  - sta Counters man, counters
  - sta cRDS TO SELL
  - com Cut from the same Klothis
  - sta Dwarf Prison
  - sta Enchantress final
  - sta ENSHRINED
  - sta Ertai the corrupted
  - sta EVEN THE ODDS
  - com feldon
  - sta FINFECT
  - sta Firefox Equipment
  - sta Fish and Rocks
  - sta Fractured Phage
  - sta G/R ROCK TOSS
  - sta Ghen
  - sta Ghen, final
  - com Give Em the Book
  - sta God of enchantments
  - sta GOD OF WINTER
  - sta Greven (Even the Odds)
  - sta GRIST FOR THE MILL
  - sta GUYrates
  - sta hatebears attack!
  - com Heartless
  - sta HEEEEEELIOD
  - sta Hofri
  - sta Jund Food
  - sta kazuul redesign
  - sta Krark's Clan
  - sta Lathril Voltrooooon
  - sta list of good forgotten cards
  - sta LYFE GAYNE
  - sta MANA BURN
  - sta MARDU G.U.Y.S.
  - sta Mardu NOT MY TURN
  - sta MARDU PRISON
  - sta Mardu Suicide
  - com MATE
  - sta medium
  - sta missing
  - sta Modular
  - sta Mogis
  - sta Mogis Stax
  - sta MONO BLUE artifacts
  - sta Mono grey
  - sta Mono white endless belcher
  - sta Mono White guys
  - sta Mortal combat besegied
  - sta MPC AUTOFILL ORDER
  - sta MPC AUTOFILL ORDER
  - sta Naya Enchantress
  - sta NAYA GET YOUR ROCKS OFF
  - sta Nethroi walls
  - sta Next MPC (612)
  - oth Next MPC (612) V2
  - sta No snow god
  - sta NOT MY TURN
  - com Otto-Code-e-Mezzo
  - com Pharika Take 1000000
  - sta PHOENIX TRIBAL BECAUSE IM DUMB
  - sta PW Enbantments
  - sta Queen Mar
  - sta R/B odd man out
  - sta R/W Mass Land Destruction
  - sta R/W Stax
  - sta Rakdos land destruction
  - sta Reaper tokens
  - com Rebich
  - sta Roblins take 2483
  - sta Rune-tail
  - sta sakashima the smasher
  - sta Scarecrow take 10000
  - sta shadowborn w/b/g
  - sta shamen-drazi
  - sta Shatter Gang Land Destruct
  - sta SHRINETIME
  - sta Sigarda One Last try
  - sta SIMIC MISERY
  - sta Sing that song
  - sta Sligning Lines
  - sta Slivdrazi
  - sta Slivdrazi
  - sta Snapdex
  - sta Snow Troll
  - sta squirrl
  - sta Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen
  - sta Storm for real
  - sta Sultai Stalking
  - sta Tained combo
  - sta Teeeeeeegchantress
  - com Teeg hate
  - sta Temer GET YOUR ROCKS OFF
  - com TENDIN' NEST
  - sta Thassa Brawl
  - sta THE ALL FORM
  - sta The Barren Mask
  - sta THE END THE END
  - sta THE FEVER DREAM
  - sta The last yew 35
  - sta The Omenkeel
  - sta THE PINNICLE OF CEDH
  - sta THE PLOT OF PLANET OF THE APES
  - sta THE RED ARMY
  - sta THE RETURNED
  - sta The underworld cookbook
  - sta The volitile
  - sta THICCC LAND DESTRUCT
  - sta Throw Rock
  - com Tibalt god
  - sta Toralf
  - sta Torbran budget
  - sta Toski
  - sta Tostani
  - sta true chaos
  - sta Truth Seeker
  - sta Two Goblins, Two Tumbs
  - sta Uro
  - sta Vampire Pirates
  - sta W/G soberfirneds
  - sta W/U historic
  - sta WECHSELBALG
  - leg Welcome to Flavortown
  - sta Welcome to Flavortown II
  - sta Winds of Chance
  - com WORKERS OF THE WORLD
  - sta Xenagos Control
  - com Yawgmoth
  - com Yawgmoth
  - sta YOU OOZE YOU LOSE
  - sta You're G-hired!
  - sta YOURE ALL THUMBS
  - sta Zirda
  - sta Zirda cEDH

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	Name	Ed.	Price	Type	Cost
	Name	Rarity	Price	Type	Color
Creature (17)
1	B-I-N-G-O		$0.23	Creature - Dog
1	Cheatyface		$1.35	Creature - Efreet
1	Collector Protector		$0.43	Creature - Human Gamer
1	Fat Ass		$0.40	Creature - Donkey Shaman
1	Fraction Jackson		$0.56	Creature - Human Hero
1	Frankie Peanuts		$0.23	Legendary Creature - Elephant Rogue
1	Greater Morphling		$1.37	Creature - Shapeshifter
1	Jalum Grifter		$1.08	Legendary Creature - Devil
1	Johnny, Combo Player		$0.22	Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
1	Little Girl		$0.29	Creature - Human Child
1	Magical Hacker		$0.87	Creature - Human Gamer
1	Meddling Kids		$1.85	Creature - Human Child
1	Monkey Monkey Monkey		$0.18	Creature - Monkey
1	Old Fogey		$0.42	Summon - Dinosaur
1	Richard Garfield, Ph.D.		$0.34	Legendary Creature - Human Designer
1	Tainted Monkey		$0.25	Creature - Monkey
1	Timmy, Power Gamer		$0.27	Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Instant (6)
1	Booster Tutor		$4.38	Instant
1	Double Take		$0.18	Instant
1	Duh		$0.23	Instant
1	Head to Head		$0.30	Instant
1	Kill Destroy		$1.35	Instant
1	Side to Side		$0.23	Instant
Sorcery (5)
1	Enter the Dungeon		$0.23	Sorcery
1	Gerrymandering		$0.41	Sorcery
1	Land Aid '04		$0.23	Sorcery
1	Look at Me, I'm the DCI		$0.26	Sorcery
1	Rare-B-Gone		$1.92	Sorcery
Artifact (9)
1	Ashnod's Coupon		$14.50	Artifact
1	Bronze Calendar		$0.31	Artifact
1	Gleemax		$5.87	Legendary Artifact
1	Jack-in-the-Mox		$2.07	Artifact
1	Letter Bomb		$2.33	Artifact
1	Mox Lotus		$25.63	Artifact
1	Pointy Finger of Doom		$0.27	Artifact
1	Time Machine		$0.95	Artifact
1	World-Bottling Kit		$0.79	Artifact
Enchantment (10)
1	Bureaucracy		$1.06	Enchantment
1	Censorship		$5.75	Enchantment
1	Common Courtesy		$0.30	Enchantment
1	Form of the Squirrel		$10.06	Enchantment
1	I'm Rubber, You're Glue		$1.08	Enchantment
1	Look at Me, I'm R&D		$0.13	Enchantment
1	Mine, Mine, Mine!		$1.72	Enchantment
1	Name Dropping		$0.22	Enchantment
1	Staying Power		$0.23	Enchantment
1	Topsy Turvy		$0.18	Enchantment
Land (36)
1	City of Ass		$45.51	Land
34	Forest		$0.11	Basic Land - Forest
1	R&D's Secret Lair		$4.25	Legendary Land

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