WARNING:
THIS DECK IS NOT TO BE PLAYED AGAINST FRIENDS WHO YOU ACTUALLY LIKE. THIS WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE AND LIFELONG HATRED. THIS DECK IS NOT TO BE PLAYED AGAINST INNOCENT HUMANS. USE ONLY AS PUNISHMENT OR TORTURE AND EVEN THEN, ONLY IN SMALL DOSES.

Lantern Control. I pray you have not heard this cursed name whispered in hushed voices as it brings only despair. It drags out games and provides the opponent almost no chance to actually play a satisfying game of Magic.

The goal is to get out a copy of Lantern of Insight asap as well as either Codex Shredder , Pyxis of Pandemonium ,  or our lord and savior Jace, the Mind Sculptor . Then lock down the board with Ensnaring Bridge and put any cards that can actually harm you from the top of your opponents library into their graveyard. Eventually they'll die of natural causes. boredom. or running out of cards in their deck.