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Patrick M.'s

Ha! I'm a douche

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Secrets of Strixhaven
released on April 24, 2026!

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Secrets of Strixhaven
released on April 24, 2026!

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Main Deck - 36 cards, 11 distinct

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	Name	Ed.	Price	Type	Cost	Modified
	Name	Rarity	Price	Type	Color	Modified
Creature (14)
3	Mistbind Clique		$3.57	Creature - Faerie Wizard		28-May-2014 04:56
3	Scion of Oona		$11.15	Creature - Faerie Soldier		28-May-2014 04:57
4	Spellstutter Sprite		$5.64	Creature - Faerie Wizard		28-May-2014 04:54
4	Vendilion Clique		$4.21	Legendary Creature - Faerie Wizard		28-May-2014 04:54
Instant (15)
3	Remand		$0.29	Instant		28-May-2014 04:57
3	Shadow of Doubt		$1.61	Instant		28-May-2014 04:57
3	Spell Snare		$0.29	Instant		28-May-2014 04:57
3	Squelch		$0.24	Instant		28-May-2014 04:57
3	Trickbind		$8.08	Instant		28-May-2014 04:57
Sorcery (3)
3	Praetor's Grasp		$12.36	Sorcery		28-May-2014 04:57
Enchantment (4)
4	Bitterblossom		$37.55	Kindred Enchantment - Faerie		28-May-2014 04:55