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Patrick M.'s

Ha! I'm a douche

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The Hobbit
released on August 14, 2026!

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Main Deck - 36 cards, 11 distinct

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	Name	Ed.	Price	Type	Cost
	Name	Rarity	Price	Type	Color
Creature (14)
3	Mistbind Clique		$3.28	Creature - Faerie Wizard
3	Scion of Oona		$9.80	Creature - Faerie Soldier
4	Spellstutter Sprite		$5.01	Creature - Faerie Wizard
4	Vendilion Clique		$4.39	Legendary Creature - Faerie Wizard
Instant (15)
3	Remand		$0.29	Instant
3	Shadow of Doubt		$2.88	Instant
3	Spell Snare		$0.39	Instant
3	Squelch		$0.26	Instant
3	Trickbind		$9.95	Instant
Sorcery (3)
3	Praetor's Grasp		$10.90	Sorcery
Enchantment (4)
4	Bitterblossom		$37.40	Kindred Enchantment - Faerie