ethebubbeth's Retardation

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ethebubbeth's

Retardation

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Approx. Value:

$5,391.56

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Avg. CMC 1.95

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The Hobbit
released on August 14, 2026!

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Main Deck - 97 cards, 97 distinct

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	Name	Ed.	Price	Type	Cost	P
	Name	Rarity	Price	Type	Color	P
Creature (15)
1	Angel of Glory's Rise		$0.35	Creature - Angel		4
1	Azami, Lady of Scrolls		$0.41	Legendary Creature - Human Wizard		0
1	Birds of Paradise		$12.64	Creature - Bird		0
1	Dimir Infiltrator		$0.44	Creature - Spirit		1
1	Dregscape Zombie		$0.14	Creature - Zombie		2
1	Fatestitcher		$0.84	Creature - Zombie Wizard		1
1	Gilded Drake		$209.46	Creature - Drake		3
1	Hermit Druid		$9.84	Creature - Human Druid		1
1	Imperial Recruiter		$13.14	Creature - Human Advisor		1
1	Laboratory Maniac		$0.40	Creature - Human Wizard		2
1	Mother of Runes		$8.44	Creature - Human Cleric		1
1	Narcomoeba		$0.32	Creature - Illusion		1
1	Snapcaster Mage		$14.83	Creature - Human Wizard		2
1	Spellskite		$7.88	Artifact Creature - Phyrexian Horror		0
1	Sylvan Safekeeper		$5.89	Creature - Human Wizard		1
Instant (27)
1	Abrupt Decay		$1.11	Instant
1	Ancient Grudge		$0.28	Instant
1	Beast Within		$0.60	Instant
1	Brainstorm		$1.38	Instant
1	Corpse Dance		$32.66	Instant
1	Cyclonic Rift		$29.01	Instant
1	Eladamri's Call		$12.29	Instant
1	Force of Will		$64.56	Instant
1	Frantic Search		$0.84	Instant
1	Intuition		$362.21	Instant
1	Lim-Dûl's Vault		$1.90	Instant
1	Mana Drain		$54.57	Instant
1	Mental Misstep		$5.84	Instant
1	Misdirection		$15.46	Instant
1	Mizzium Skin		$0.21	Instant
1	Muddle the Mixture		$2.13	Instant
1	Mystical Tutor		$18.68	Instant
1	Nature's Claim		$0.46	Instant
1	Pact of Negation		$20.62	Instant
1	Pongify		$2.50	Instant
1	Pull from Eternity		$2.04	Instant
1	Shallow Grave		$112.46	Instant
1	Shred Memory		$0.95	Instant
1	Swords to Plowshares		$1.42	Instant
1	Vampiric Tutor		$67.59	Instant
1	Vines of Vastwood		$0.69	Instant
1	Worldly Tutor		$26.48	Instant
Sorcery (16)
1	Deep Analysis		$0.21	Sorcery
1	Demonic Tutor		$65.57	Sorcery
1	Dread Return		$0.65	Sorcery
1	Gamble		$19.33	Sorcery
1	Gitaxian Probe		$2.71	Sorcery
1	Green Sun's Zenith		$34.69	Sorcery
1	Grim Tutor		$24.74	Sorcery
1	Imperial Seal		$169.92	Sorcery
1	Nostalgic Dreams		$2.73	Sorcery
1	Personal Tutor		$5.15	Sorcery
1	Postmortem Lunge		$0.29	Sorcery
1	Reanimate		$7.38	Sorcery
1	Regrowth		$0.69	Sorcery
1	Sylvan Tutor		$47.65	Sorcery
1	Unearth		$0.60	Sorcery
1	Yawgmoth's Will		$246.52	Sorcery
Artifact (3)
1	Lotus Petal		$37.67	Artifact
1	Mana Crypt		$39.50	Artifact
1	Sol Ring		$1.55	Artifact
Enchantment (2)
1	Carpet of Flowers		$1.73	Enchantment
1	Survival of the Fittest		$406.85	Enchantment
Land (34)
1	Arid Mesa		$34.25	Land
1	Badlands		$285.67	Land - Swamp Mountain
1	Bayou		$248.66	Land - Swamp Forest
1	Bloodstained Mire		$20.12	Land
1	Breeding Pool		$10.57	Land - Forest Island
1	Cavern of Souls		$50.73	Land
1	City of Brass		$11.63	Land
1	Command Tower		$0.48	Land
1	Exotic Orchard		$0.32	Land
1	Flooded Grove		$0.32	Land
1	Flooded Strand		$15.80	Land
1	Forbidden Orchard		$11.07	Land
1	Gemstone Mine		$1.82	Land
1	Marsh Flats		$33.81	Land
1	Misty Rainforest		$38.56	Land
1	Overgrown Tomb		$8.55	Land - Swamp Forest
1	Polluted Delta		$20.71	Land
1	Reflecting Pool		$20.33	Land
1	Savannah		$233.56	Land - Forest Plains
1	Scalding Tarn		$43.47	Land
1	Scrubland		$278.33	Land - Plains Swamp
1	Sunken Ruins		$2.77	Land
1	Taiga		$219.93	Land - Mountain Forest
1	Tarnished Citadel		$5.03	Land
1	Tropical Island		$320.89	Land - Forest Island
1	Tundra		$315.57	Land - Plains Island
1	Twilight Mire		$0.34	Land
1	Underground Sea		$496.62	Land - Island Swamp
1	Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth		$55.55	Legendary Land
1	Verdant Catacombs		$29.89	Land
1	Volcanic Island		$295.29	Land - Island Mountain
1	Watery Grave		$10.32	Land - Island Swamp
1	Windswept Heath		$12.21	Land
1	Wooded Foothills		$18.30	Land