“She enters. They die. Rinse. Repeat.”

Massacre Girl brings the boardwipe with boots on straight to your EDH table. This mono-black deck is a synergistic engine of destruction, engineered to punish go-wide creature strategies and keep the battlefield squeaky clean—with her at the center of the storm. By carefully manipulating toughness, leveraging death triggers, and looping recursion effects, this deck turns every creature's death into value, control, or combo fuel.

Whether you're chaining death triggers into mana and card draw or forcing your opponents to play cautiously, this deck thrives in chaos—and often creates it. The win comes through attrition, draining life with aristocrats, or grinding down the board until Massacre Girl strolls through for lethal commander damage.

If they don’t fear her now… they will when the first body hits the floor.