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Joe Golton's

Tortured Cow

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Reality Fracture
released on October 02, 2026!

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Main Deck - 60 cards, 22 distinct

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	Name	Ed.	Price	Type	Cost
	Name	Rarity	Price	Type	Color
Creature (28)
1	Auramancer		$0.12	Creature - Human Wizard
4	Bartered Cow		$0.09	Creature - Ox
2	Carrion Feeder		$1.74	Creature - Zombie
2	Cauldron Familiar		$1.87	Creature - Cat
3	Crypt Rats		$0.75	Creature - Rat
3	Golgari Brownscale		$0.11	Creature - Lizard
2	Grave Scrabbler		$0.27	Creature - Zombie
2	Sakura-Tribe Elder		$0.38	Creature - Snake Shaman
2	Satyr Wayfinder		$0.23	Creature - Satyr
2	Spore Frog		$0.66	Creature - Frog
3	Stinkweed Imp		$1.37	Creature - Imp
2	Thoughtpicker Witch		$0.15	Creature - Human Wizard
Sorcery (4)
4	Commune with the Gods		$0.24	Sorcery
Enchantment (5)
4	Tortured Existence		$3.24	Enchantment
1	Vessel of Nascency		$0.14	Enchantment
Land (23)
3	Ash Barrens		$0.32	Land
4	Forest		$0.20	Basic Land - Forest
2	Golgari Rot Farm		$0.38	Land
1	Plains		$0.13	Basic Land - Plains
7	Swamp		$0.17	Basic Land - Swamp
2	Thriving Grove		$0.19	Land
4	Thriving Moor		$0.27	Land

Sideboard - 15 cards, 7 distinct

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	Name	Ed.	Price	Type	Cost
	Name	Rarity	Price	Type	Color
Creature (11)
3	Caustic Caterpillar		$0.35	Creature - Insect
3	Faerie Macabre		$4.95	Creature - Faerie Rogue
2	Fume Spitter		$0.19	Creature - Phyrexian Horror
2	Spore Frog		$0.66	Creature - Frog
1	Tilling Treefolk		$0.30	Creature - Treefolk Druid
Instant (1)
1	Gnaw to the Bone		$0.30	Instant
Enchantment (3)
3	Journey to Nowhere		$0.41	Enchantment

Notes

add:
2x thriving grove
4x thriving moor
when they become legal

Tortured Cowxistence ?

This deck will evolve fast over the next couple months!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Pauper/comments/hbiv06/behold_tortured_hamburgers_a_new_version_of/

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