Source: Inquest #29 (Sept 1997), p.84; author: Mike Searle

2nd Place (10-3)

"This deck makes people's head swim.  It's got the highest casting-cost cards in every colour - which just happen to be creatures like Spirit of the Night, Crimson Hellkite and Colossus of Sardia - with no way to cast most of them naturally.  Though grounded in a classic counter / control strategy, the Uncastable Deck uses nifty cards like Polymorph and Call of the Wild to get huge creatures into play for affordable cost - who cares if they're not the colours played in the deck.  It takes a lot of planning and careful thinking to pull off, but no one can pass up Polar Krakens for four mana!"