This was easy. With Rakdos Cacklers at 4, I was able to focus on unleash, add undying, and then throw in wither. I topped that off with some mana boosts, graveyard recycling, and proliferate. I don't have to deal with blue or red here, and I get everything I want from these mechanics. The entire thing is aggro, with undying and wither there to block, unleash there to attack. The curve is uncomfortably flat, however, at 10/10/11/8/0/1, with an average cost of 2.53. The name is a reference to the image of an accountant, huddled over his desk counting things.